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  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Becka! Becka who? Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bed! Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who? Beethoven is too hot!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Beets! Beets who? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who? Begonia bother me!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Beirut! Beirut who? Beirut force!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Belle! Belle who? Belle-t up and open this door!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who? Benjamin the blues!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who? Bettina minute you'll open this door!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Biafra! Biafra who? Biafra'id, be very afraid!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bitter Bianca! Bitter Bianca who? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Blair! Blair who? Blair play!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Blue! Blue who? Blue away with the wind!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bobby! Bobby who? Bobby-n up and down like this!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who? Boiler egg for four minutes!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Boris! Boris who? Boris with more knock knock jokes!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who? Bossy just fired me!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Boyzone! Boyzone who? Boyzone adventures!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down. . . !
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who? Brighton-der the light of the moon!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Briony! Briony who? Briony, beautiful sea!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bubbles! Bubbles who? Bubbles, bangles, and beads. . . !
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who? Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bud! Bud who? Budweiser, the King of Beers!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who? Buddha this slice of bread for me!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now! kn
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Butter! Butter who? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Button! Button who? Button in is not polite!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Byron! Byron who? Byron new suit!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! C-2! C-2 who? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Camila! Camila who? Camila minute!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on camping!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cass! Cass who? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cassie! Cassie who? Cassie the forest for the trees!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Castor! Castor who? Castorblanca!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Castro! Castro who? Castro bread upon the waters!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who? Caterpillar a few mice for you!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Catskills! Catskills who? Catskills mice!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who? Celeste time I lend you money!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Chad! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Charles! Charles who? Charles your luck on the lottery!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Che! Che who? Che what your made of!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Chip! Chip who? Chip of Fools!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Chloe! Chloe who? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who? Chrysalis the cake for you!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who? Cicero the boat ashore!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Clare! Clare who? Clare your throat before you speak!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Clark! Clark who? Clark your car in the garage!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Claude! Claude who? Claudework Orange!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who? Coffin and spluttering!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cole! Cole who? Cole as a cucumber!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Con! Con who? Con unhinged!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Conga! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Craig! Craig who? Craig in the wall!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cuba! Cuba who? Cuba wood!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away I missed you!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who? Cyprus the bell!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there! Czech! Czech who? Czech before you open the door!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Chaz! Chaz who? Chaz nasty as you wanna be!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Chef! Chef who? Chef Bridges!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris! Chris who? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Chuck! Chuck who? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Cindy! Cindy who? Cindy next one in please!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Cotton! Cotton who? Cotton a trap!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go 'moo' not who!
  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Cronkite! Cronkite who? Cronkite evidence!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
  • Know God, know life...no God, no life
  • Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly. - Euripides
  • Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. -Johann von Goethe
  • Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. -Lao-Tzu
  • Knowing what to say is not always necessary; just the presence of a caring friend can make a world of difference. (Sheri Curry)
  • Knowledge and human power are synonymous. - Francis Bacon
  • Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Gwynn Thomas
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Knowledge is power. -Francis Bacon
  • Knowledge is proud that he has learn'd so much;
  • Knowledge is the most democratic source of power. -Alvin Toffler
  • Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also. - Carl Jung
  • Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.
  • Konrad Adenauer~ Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.
  • Koran~ And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth nor reach to the mountains in height
  • Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.
  • Kurt Herbert Alder~ Example is the school of mankind and they will learn at no other.
  • Kurt Herbert Alder~ Tradition is what you resort to when you dont have the time or the money to do it right.
  • Kurt Lewin~ If you want truly to understand something try to change it.
  • Kurt Vonnegut Jr.~ All persons living or dead are purely coincidental and should not be construed.
  • Kurt Vonnegut Jr.~ Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts And dont put up with people that are reckless with yours.
  • Kurt Vonnegut Jr.~ I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
  • Kwan-Tzu~ If you give a man a fish he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish he will eat all his life.
  • L'etat, c'est moi.
  • L. J. Suenens~ Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
  • L. Ron Hubbard~ ART is a word which summarizes THE QUALITY OF COMMUNICATION.
  • LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check. Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
  • LILITH WOULDN'T SUBMIT, God always had a problem with that
  • LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand
  • La Bruyere~ No man is so perfect so necessary to his friends as to give them no cause to miss him less.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones as the wind blows out the candle and blow up the bonfire.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones as the wind douses a candle and kindles a fire.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ All the passions make us commit faults love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Hope and fear are inseparable. There is no hope without fear nor any fear without hope.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ If we resist our passions it is more from their weakness than from our strength.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ One forgives to the degree that one loves.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Perfect valor is to behave without witnesses as one would act were all the world watching.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Some disguised deceits counterfeit truth so perfectly that not to be taken in by them would be an error of judgment.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ The man who lives free from folly is not so wise as he thinks.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in the passion one feels than in that which one inspires.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great things.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.
  • La Rochefoucauld~ We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.
  • Labor, if it were not necessary for existence, would be indispensable for the happiness of man.
  • Lack of discipline leads to frustration and self-loathing. - Marie Chapian
  • Lack of forgiveness causes almost all of our self-sabotaging behavior. -Mark Victor Hansen
  • Lack of something to feel important about is almost the greatest tragedy a man may have.
  • Lady Bird Johnson~ No news at a.m. is good.
  • Lady Bird Johnson~ The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
  • Lady Duff-Gordon~ Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
  • Lady Reading~ The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
  • Laertius Diogenes~ Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he That when they speak truth they are not believed.
  • Laertius Diogenes~ Democritus says But we know nothing really for truth lies deep down.
  • Laertius Diogenes~ He said that there was one only good namely knowledge and one only evil namely ignorance.
  • Laertius Diogenes~ I am a citizen of the world.
  • Laertius Diogenes~ The question was put to him what hope is and his answer was The dream of a waking man.
  • Langston Hughes uThe Black Man Speaksu~ I swear to the LordI still cant seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
  • Langston Hughes~ Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
  • Language is the dress of thought.
  • Language is the dress of thought. (Johnson)
  • Lao Tzu~ A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
  • Lao Tzu~ All things in the world come from being. And being comes from non-being.
  • Lao Tzu~ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength loving someone deeply gives you courage.
  • Lao Tzu~ He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
  • Lao Tzu~ He who knows enough is enough will always have enough.
  • Lao Tzu~ Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength mastering yourself is true power.
  • Lao Tzu~ Manifest plainness Embrace simplicity Reduce selfishness Have few desires.
  • Lao Tzu~ The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way of the sage is to act but not to compete.
  • Lao Tzu~ The heavy is the root of the light. The tranquil is the ruler of the hasty.
  • Lao Tzu~ To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
  • Lao Tzu~ When you are content to be simply yourself and dont compare or compete everybody will respect you.
  • Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
  • Larry Gelbart~ One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you.
  • Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
  • Larry Niven~ The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.
  • Larry Wilde~ Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
  • Larry sent the latter a letter later.
  • Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. ~Steve Wynn
  • Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone!
  • Last night I got thrown out of a casino...apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Seven Wright
  • Las~ I know where were going I just dont know where that IS
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • Laugh, Laugh, I thought I'd die.
  • Laurence J. Peter~ Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
  • Laurence J. Peter~ Facts are stubborn things but statistics are more pliable.
  • Laurence J. Peter~ If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind what is the significance of a clean desk
  • Laurence J. Peter~ In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
  • Laurence J. Peter~ Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
  • Laurence Sterne~ A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life by him who interests his heart in everything.
  • Laurens Van der Post~ Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
  • Laurie Anderson~ Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much much better
  • Law, without force, is impotent. -Blaise Pascal
  • Lawana Blackwell~ For all their strength men were sometimes like little children.
  • Lawana Blackwell~ He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
  • Lawana Blackwell~ If courage wasnt a standard result of aging it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.
  • Lawana Blackwell~ It isnt kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
  • Lawana Blackwell~ Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the childrens eyes.
  • Lawrence George Durrell~ There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination.
  • Lawrence Peter Berra~ I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
  • Lawrence Peter Berra~ I never said most of the things I said.
  • Lawrence Peter Berra~ If people dont want to come out to the ballpark nobodys going to stop em
  • Lawrence Peter Berra~ In theory theory and practice are the same. In practice they are not.
  • Lawrence Peter Berra~ Its like deja vu all over again.
  • Lawrence Peter Berra~ You got to be careful if you dont know where youre going because you might not get there.
  • Lawyers Have Feelings Too! (allegedly)
  • Lazarus Long~ invested at interest for years will become at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. -Jules Renard
  • Laziness is the mother of all vice... but, it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom)
  • Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction. -Ann Frank
  • Le Duc de Levis~ It is easier to judge a persons mental capacity by his questions than by his answers.
  • Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
  • Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.
  • Leadership is based on a spiritual quality; the power to inspire the power to inspire others to follow. -Vincent Lombardi
  • Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don't want to do and like it. (Harry S. Truman)
  • Leadership is the challenge to be something more than average. -Jim Rohn
  • Learn from the past Live for today Look for tomorrow Take a nap this afternoon.
  • Learn to think like a winner. Think positive and visualize your strengths. -Vic Braden
  • Learned Hand~ The hand that rules the press the radio the screen and the far-spread magazine rules the country.
  • Learned Hand~ Words are chameleons which reflect the color of their environment.
  • Learning how to learn is life's most important skill. - Tony Buzan
  • Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence. -Abigail Adams
  • Learning is not compulsory but neither is survival. - W. Edwards Deming
  • Leave loved ones always with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
  • Lee Iacocca~ You can have brilliant ideas but if you cant get them across your ideas wont get you anywhere.
  • Leib Lazarow~ Who has confidence in himself will gain the confidene of others.
  • Leland Exton Modesitt Jr.~ Rule three hundred of obscure leadership if its your idea you get to implement it.
  • Len Wein~ A true friend is someone who is there for you when hed rather be anywhere else.
  • Lenny Bruce~ Communism is like one big phone company.
  • Lenny Bruce~ The whole motivation for any performer is Look at me Ma.
  • Lenny Bruce~ When you are eight years old nothing is any of your business.
  • Lenore Hershey~ Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. Theyre never fattening seldom sinful and permanently personal.
  • Leo Braeck~ Through faith man experiences the meaning of the world through action he is to give to it meaning.
  • Leo Burnett~ When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one but you wont come up with a handful of mud either.
  • Leo C. Rosten~ Satire is focused bitterness.
  • Leo Durocher~ Nice guys finish last.
  • Leo J. Burke~ People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one.
  • Leo Rosten~ I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
  • Leo Tolstoy~ Everything that I understand I understand only because I love.
  • Leo Tolstoy~ Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
  • Leo Tolstoy~ Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
  • Leo Tolstoy~ The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
  • Leon Botstein~ Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
  • Leon Trotsky~ Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
  • Leon Wieseltier~ No great deed private or public had ever been undertaken in a bliss of certainty.
  • Leonard Bernstein~ Im not interested in having an orchestra sound like itself. I want it to sound like the composer.
  • Leonard I. Sweet~ The future is not something we enter. The future is something we create.
  • Leonardo DaVinci~ Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.
  • Leonardo DaVinci~ Just as iron rusts from disuse even so does inaction spoil the intellect.
  • Leontyne Price~ I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
  • Leroy Robert Satchel Paige~ Age is a function of mind over matter if you dont mind it doesnt matter.
  • Les Brown~ Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss youll land among the stars.
  • Les Miserables~ To love another person is to see the face of God.
  • Leslie Nielsen~ Who are you and how did you get in here Im a locksmith. And Im a locksmith.
  • Lesser leather never weathered lesser wetter weather.
  • Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
  • Lester Case~ Its tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or have less clout than its opponents.
  • Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean. -Johann Wolfgang Goethe
  • Let him who would move the world, first move himself. -Socrates
  • Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others.
  • Let me win, but if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt. -Special Olympics Motto
  • Let us always greet each other with a smile for the smile is the beginning of love. -Mother Teresa
  • Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. -Marcel Proust
  • Let us be poised, and wise, and our own, today. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Let us love, not in word or speech, but in truth and action. -The Bible, 1 John 3:18 NRSV
  • Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen. -Peter Marshall
  • Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness. -James Thurber
  • Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success. (David O. McKay)
  • Let us watch well our beginnings, and results will manage themselves. -Alexander Clark
  • Let your intentions create your methods and not the other way around. -Peter Mcwilliams
  • Let your mind alone, and see what happens. -Virgil Thomson
  • Let your performance do the thinking. -H. Jackson Brown Jr.
  • Lewis Blaine Hershey~ A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does and about two years after he thinks he does.
  • Lewis Carroll~ Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
  • Lewis Carroll~ What is the use of a book thought Alice without pictures or conversations
  • Lewis Lew Wallace~ One is never more on trial than in the moment of excessive good fortune.
  • Liar, liar, pants on fire.
  • Libbie Fudim~ Love me or hate me but spare me your indifference.
  • Libby Houston~ Weve removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.
  • Liberace~ Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.
  • Liberals want misery spread equally.
  • Licretius~ There is no place in nature for extinction.
  • Life can be as bitter as dragon tears. But whether dragon tears are bitter or sweet depends entirely on how each man perceives them.
  • Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855)
  • Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
  • Life is a bitch; then you marry one.
  • Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more. -Anthony Robbins
  • Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one. -Vladimir Nabokov
  • Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.
  • Life is a promise; fulfill it. -Mother Teresa
  • Life is a series of disappointments, followed by death.
  • Life is an echo. What you send out - you get back. What you give - you get.
  • Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.
  • Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
  • Life is largely a matter of expectation. -Horace
  • Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut.
  • Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jarawala Nehru
  • Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is.
  • Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. (Taimi Megivern)
  • Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
  • Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.
  • Life is not hard, it only needs some positive thinking.
  • Life is really a bed of roses, others are just lucky to have friends to help them pick the thorns off.
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Life is short, pray hard
  • Life is the flower for which love is the honey. - Zora Neale Hurston
  • Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat. - Ryszard Kapuscinski
  • Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backwards. -Kierkegaard
  • Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward. -Soren Kierkegaard
  • Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. -Carl G Jung
  • Life stinks, and then you reincarnate
  • Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
  • Life's a beach - and we're just surfing time!
  • Life's a beach, and then you drown.
  • Life's a bitch, and then you die!
  • Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm. -Norman Vincent Peale
  • Life's too short for chess. ~Henry James Byron, Our Boys, 1874
  • Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
  • Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.
  • Light is the task where many share the toil. -Homer
  • Like a cat on hot bricks - Someone with frayed nerves; jumpy
  • Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
  • Like father, like son.
  • Like some other domesticated animals, cats have either a mutualistic or commensal relationship with hoomans.
  • Lillian Carter~ I dont think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go you gotta go.
  • Lillian Carter~ Sure im for helping the elderly. Im going to be old myself some day.
  • Lillian Eichler Watson~ There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the present.
  • Lillian Hellman~ Lonely people talking to each other can make each other lonelier.
  • Lillian Hellman~ Nothing you write if you hope to be good will ever come out as you first hoped.
  • Lillian Smith~ To believe in something to yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives it is the only way we can leave the future open.
  • Lily Tomlin~ Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
  • Lily Tomlin~ Were all in this alone.
  • Lin Yutang~ I have done my best. That is about all the philosophy of living one needs.
  • Linda Wells~ Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
  • Line dancing. See what happens when cousins breed?
  • Linear programmers do it with nearest neighbors.
  • Linnaeus~ Nature does not proceed by leaps.
  • Linus Pauling~ The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
  • Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware
  • Linux: It is now safe to turn on your computer.
  • Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion
  • Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, I'm already there!
  • Linux: Works great, less filling.
  • Linux: a re-Gnu-able resource.
  • Linux: because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!
  • Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
  • Lisa Alther~ Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time there was no time left to you.
  • Lisa laughed listlessly.
  • Listen to Limbaugh? No thanks, my parents weren't related
  • Listen to the local yokel yodel.
  • Listening and hearing are two different senses.
  • Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. -Dr. Joyce Brothers
  • Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
  • Little differences - like a letter in a word - make all the difference in the world.
  • Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be. - Jeremy Schwartz
  • Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. (Will Rogers)
  • Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers. - Anonymous
  • Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law. -Emmanuel Kant
  • Live your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And your story will touch and heal people's souls.
  • Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy Richard Roeper
  • Liza Minnelli~ Reality is something you rise above.
  • Lloyd Alexander~ Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress.
  • Lloyd Alexander~ We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.
  • Lloyd Jones~ The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
  • Local yokel jokes.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ If you are losing your leisure look out You are losing your soul.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ The lusts and greeds of the body scandalize the Soul but it has to come to heel.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ There is one thing that matters - to set a chime of words tinkling in the minds of a few fastidious people.
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people when you cant hear what they say
  • Logan Pearsall Smith~ When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers Idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.
  • Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
  • Logicians do it by choice, consistently and completely.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ Adversity does teach who your real friends are.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ Children might or might not be a blessing but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ Exile for no other motive than ease would be the last defeat with no seed of future victory in it.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ Experience suggests it doesnt matter so much how you got here as what you do after you arrive.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ I take it as a mans duty to restrain himself.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ If power was an illusion wasnt weakness necessarily one also
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ If you cant do what you want do what you can.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ It was never what I wanted to buy that held my hearts hope. It was what I wanted to be.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors if nowhere else.
  • Lois McMaster Bujold~ You have to be careful who you let define your good.
  • Longinus Cassius~ Whom did it benefit.
  • Look at the Bright Side -- This Sure Beats Working at Burger King!
  • Look for an occupation that you like, and you will not need to labor for a single day in your life. -Confucius
  • Look up and not down. Look forward and not back. Look out and not in, and lend a hand. -Edward Everett Hale
  • Look within!... The secret is inside you. -Hui-neng
  • Look, guide, here are some LION tracks. Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from.
  • Looking Forward by Felix Ited
  • Looks capture the eyes. Personality captures the heart.
  • Lord Byron~ Poetry is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
  • Lord John Whorfin~ History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
  • Lord Kelvin~ Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
  • Lord Macaulay~ The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
  • Lord Mancroft~ Money if it does not bring you happiness will at least help you to miserable in comfort.
  • Lord Nelson~ England expects that every man will do his duty.
  • Lord give me an answer, or give me the patience to wait for one, just do it now please!
  • Lord, I wish to find you, but spare me from those who have!
  • Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. (Michelangelo)
  • Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
  • Loren Klein~ To touch is to experience but to feel is to live.
  • Lori Hard~ Do not fear to step into the unknown For where there is risk there is also reward.
  • Loser's visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. -Rob Gilbert
  • Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
  • Lots of people would love working for him - if they were graver diggers.
  • Lou A. Riley~ Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening at all.
  • Lou Holtz~ Youre never as good as everyone tells you when you win and youre never as bad as they say when you lose.
  • Loud wives loose lives!
  • Louis Auchincloss~ Only little boys and old men sneer at love.
  • Louis D. Brandeis~ Behind every argument is someones ignorance.
  • Louis D. Brandeis~ In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in governmental action.
  • Louis D. Brandeis~ Organization can never be a substitute for initiative and for judgment.
  • Louis Gittner~ Love builds highways out of dead ends.
  • Louis Henri Sullivan~ Form follows function.
  • Louis LAmour~ A mind like a home is furnished by its owner so if ones life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.
  • Louis LAmour~ Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
  • Louis Pasteur~ In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind.
  • Louis Pasteur~ There are no such things as applied sciences only applications of science.
  • Louis Untermeyer~ Nothing but blackness aboveAnd nothing that moves but the cars...God if you wish for our loveFling us a handful of stars
  • Louise Hay~ Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
  • Louis~ So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
  • Love , if you have it , you don't need anything else...and if you don't have it , it harldy matters what else you have . - Bhalchandra
  • Love . . . is a lack of personal selfishness.
  • Love God more than you fear hell.
  • Love Heals
  • Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. -William Shakespeare
  • Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You can't have one without the other. - Sammy Cahn
  • Love and you shall be loved. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Jeanne Moreau
  • Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Mme De Stael
  • Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get only what you are expecting to give. -Katherine Hepburn
  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Fr. Jerome Cummings
  • Love is a friendship set to music. -E Joseph Cossman
  • Love is blind.Marriage is the eye-opener.
  • Love is free. It's diapers that are expensive
  • Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. -June Masters Bacher
  • Love is not FINDING the right person, it's BEING the right person
  • Love is not about who you live with... It's about who you can't live without.
  • Love is not getting, but giving -Henry Van Dyke
  • Love is not paid back only passed on.
  • Love is not paid back only passed on. (Nancy Pettit)
  • Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. - George De Benneville
  • Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. -Vincent Van Gogh
  • Love is that condition in which the happiness of another is essential to your own.
  • Love is the beauty of the soul. -St. Augustine
  • Love is the one word that we use every day, and the one word that words cannot define. (Anna K. Schwartz)
  • Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend.
  • Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
  • Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. - Mae West
  • Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
  • Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -John Galsworthy
  • Love not what you are but, what you may become. -Miguel De Cervantes
  • Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Harold Loukes
  • Love sees no colour.
  • Love the moment and the energy of the moment will spread beyond all boundaries. -Coretta Scott King
  • Love the moment and the energy of the moment will spread beyond all boundaries. -Sister Corita Kent
  • Love the sinner but hate the sin.
  • Love the sinner but hate the sin. (Mahatma Gandhi)
  • Love thine enemies... It really pisses them off.
  • Love until it hurts. Real love is always painful and hurts; then it is real and pure. -Mother Teresa
  • Love without attachment is light. -Norman O Brown
  • Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. -R A Dickson
  • Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.
  • Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage. -- God.
  • Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. -Maxwell Maltz
  • Lowell Thomas~ Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
  • Lucan~ A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
  • Luciano Pavarotti~ You dont need any brains to listen to music.
  • Lucius Accius~ Let them hate so long as they fear.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ A kingdom founded on injustice never lasts.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle unless there be two.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ All art is but imitation of nature.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Call it Nature Fate Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ If a man knows not what harbour he seeks any wind is the right wind.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ In every good man a God doth dwell.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ It is the failing of youth not to be able to restrain its own violence.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Malice drinks one half of its own poison.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ No evil propensity of the human heart is so powerful that it may not be subdued by discipline.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ No man enjoys the true taste of life but he who is ready and willing to quit it.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ That grief is light which can take counsel.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has deserted. - De Tranquillitate Animi
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ To greed all nature is insufficient. - Hercules Oetaeus
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Whatever fortune has raised to a height she has raised only to cast it down.
  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ Whatever is to make us better and happy God has placed either openly before us or close to us.
  • Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you Get. - Ray Kroc
  • Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
  • Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. -Coach Darrel Royal
  • Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer. -Unknown Author
  • Luck let a gentleman see Just how nice a dame you can be I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with Luck be a lady with me.
  • Luck to me is something else. Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -Lucille Ball
  • Luck's always to blame. - Jean de la Fontaine
  • Ludwig Wittgenstein~ If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
  • Ludwig van Beethoven~ Never shall I forget the times I spent with you continue to be my friend as you will always find me yours.
  • Ludwig van Beethoven~ Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy not gold.
  • Ludwig van Beethoven~ Recommend virtue to your children it alone not money can make them happy. I speak from experience.
  • Luigi Pirandello~ You see things and you say Why But I dream things that never were and I say Why not
  • Luis Bunuel~ Im still an atheist thank God.
  • Luke Bible~ And Jesus said unto him No man having put his hand to the plough and looking back is fit for the kingdom of God.
  • Lyman Bryson~ The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him once established to use power wisely.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ I believe the destiny of your generation-and your nation-is a rendezvous with excellence.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help-and Gods.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ The Negro says Now. Others say Never. The voice of responsible Americans ... says Together. There is no other way.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ We can draw lessons from the past but we cannot live in it.
  • Lyndon B. Johnson~ Yesterday is not ours to recover but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.
  • Lynn Hall~ We did not change as we grew older we just became more clearly ourselves.
  • Lynn Johnston~ Complaining is good for you as long as youre not complaining to the person youre complaining about.
  • Lynn Johnston~ No matter how old you are theres always something good to look forward to.
  • Lynn Johnston~ The most profound statements are often said in silence.
  • Lytton Strachey~ Discretion is not the better part of biography.
  • M. C. Escher~ He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
  • M. C. Escher~ We adore chaos because we love to produce order.
  • M. F. K. Fisher~ Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
  • M. Grundler~ The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of their time each day.
  • M. Hirschfield~ Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
  • M. Morris~ Blindness and error can change a life as surely as judgment and reason can.
  • MAGIC HAPPENS!
  • MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers.
  • MONEY TALKS! But all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
  • MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.
  • MY GOD'S NOT DEAD. SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOURS
  • Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.
  • Madam Guizot~ Modesty is a shining light it prepares the mind to receive knowledge and the heart for truth.
  • Madame de Stael~ Sow good services sweet remembrances will grow them.
  • Madeleine LEngle~ A life lived in chaos is an impossibility...
  • Madeleine LEngle~ Nothing is hopeless we must hope for everything.
  • Maduro Ash~ Threats dont work with the person whos got nothing to lose.
  • Mae West~ Im very brave generally he went on in a low voice Only today I happen to have a headache.
  • Mae West~ Whenever Im caught between two evils I take the one Ive never tried.
  • Mahatma Gandhi~ Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
  • Mahatma Gandhi~ Indolence is a delightful but distressing state we must be doing something to be happy.
  • Mahatma Gandhi~ Whatever you do will be insignificant but it is very important that you do it.
  • Maitri Upanishads~ Ones own thought is ones world. What a person thinks is what he becomes.
  • Maitri Upanishads~ The honey from the flowers of the senses Ever present within ruler of time Goes beyond fear. For this Self is Supreme
  • Maitri Upanishads~ Where there is joy there is creation. Where there is no joy there is no creation know the nature of joy.
  • Make My Day!
  • Make like a banana and split (go away).
  • Make love, not war; get married and do both!
  • Make no mistake, my friend, it takes more than money to make men rich. -A. P. Gouthey
  • Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens. -Epictetus
  • Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
  • Make your life a mission, not an intermission. (Arnold Glasgow)
  • Making a bad decision is better then making no decision at all.
  • Making a success of the job at hand is the best step toward the kind you want. -Bernard M. Baruch
  • Making enemies out of friends is easy. Making friends out of enemies is difficult, but it is actually worthwhile.
  • Making friends with a cat is a lot tougher than hitting it off with a hooman, or just about any other species outside the reptile world.
  • Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creative. -Charles Mingus
  • Making your good times count and not forgeting your bad times makes a man sucessful.
  • Malcolm Forbes~ Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
  • Malcolm Forbes~ Men who never get carried away should be.
  • Malcolm Stevenson Forbes~ Do whats right. Do it right. Do it right now.
  • Malcolm Stevenson Forbes~ People who matter are most aware that everyone else does too.
  • Malcolm Stevenson Forbes~ When you cease to dream you cease to live.
  • Malcolm X~ Be peaceful be courteous obey the law respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you send him to the cemetery.
  • Malcolm X~ Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If youre a man you take it.
  • Malcolm X~ Youre not to be so blind with patriotism that you cant face reality. Wrong is wrong no matter who does it or says it.
  • Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
  • Man Boobs are fine, if your name is JULIE!
  • Man Ray~ It has never been my object to record my dreams just to realize them.
  • Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore.
  • Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. -Broderick Crawford
  • Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other. ~ Charles Lamb
  • Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other. ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823
  • Man is always more than he can know of himself.
  • Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is. -Albert Camus
  • Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.
  • Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
  • Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness.
  • Man's character is his fate. -Heraclitus
  • Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
  • Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope!
  • Man, alone, has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true.
  • Management is nothing more than motivating other people. -Lee Iacocca
  • Managing software engineers is like herding cats.
  • Mandell Creighton~ No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
  • Manfred Eigen~ A theory has only the alternative of being wrong. A model has a third possibility - it might be right but irrelevant.
  • Manilius~ Even pleasure itself is a toil.
  • Manly P. Hall~ The way of heaven can be known and experienced through the heart.
  • Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus
  • Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. -Anonymous
  • Many cat bites will become infected, sometimes with serious consequences such as cat-scratch fever (disease), or, more rarely, rabies.
  • Many experts report that cats will purr when feeling any intense emotion (pleasure or pain).
  • Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when.
  • Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than in the one where they sprung up. -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • Many individuals have, like uncut diamonds, shining qualities beneath a rough exterior. -Juvenal
  • Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. -Thomas A. Edison
  • Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. -Thomas Edison
  • Many people spend their health for wealth, and then try to spend their wealth for health. (Mikey)
  • Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. -Syrus
  • Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by others. -Charles Caleb Colton
  • Mao Zedong~ Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.
  • Mao Zedong~ Despise the enemy strategically but take him seriously tactically.
  • Mao Zedong~ I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
  • Mao Zedong~ Swollen in head weak in legs sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On intellectuals)
  • Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible. -Mark Jenkins
  • Marabeth Madsen~ Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
  • Marc Chagall~ Only love interests me and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
  • Marcel Marceau~ Its good to shut up sometimes.
  • Marcel Marceau~ Never get a mime talking. He wont stop.
  • Marcel Proust~ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
  • Marcel Proust~ The happy man is not he who seems thus to others but who seems thus to himself.
  • Marcel Proust~ The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
  • Marcel Proust~ The true paradises are paradises we have lost.
  • Marcel Proust~ Things dont change but by and by our wishes change.
  • Marco A. Almazan~ The truly skillful politician is one who when he comes to a fork in the road goes both ways.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Every mans life lies within the present for the past is spent and done with and the future is uncertain.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Everything that exists is in a manner the seed of that which will be.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Life itself is neither good nor evil but only a place for good and evil.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Loss is nothing else but change and change is Natures delight.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Remember this very little is needed to make a happy life.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ The universe is change our life is what our thoughts make it.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
  • Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Whatever may befall thee it was preordained for thee from everlasting.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ As for life it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land but the fame that comes after is oblivion.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ In the morning when you are sluggish about getting up let this thought be present I am rising to a mans work.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ Love the little trade which thou hast learned and be content therewith.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ No form of Nature is inferior to Art for the arts merely imitate natural forms.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to bear.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ The universe is change our life is what our thoughts make it.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.
  • Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~ Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero De Officiis~ Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ A friend is as it were a second self.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ A home without books is a body without soul.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue but the parent of all other virtues.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ For how many things which for our own sake we should never do do we perform for the sake of our friends.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ Friendship improves happiness and abates misery by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues but the parent of all the others.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to men.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ No Sane man will dance.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ No one can give you better advice than yourself.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ Of all natures gifts to the human race what is sweeter to a man than his children~ );
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ The countenance is the portrait of the soul and the eyes mark its intentions.
  • Marcus Tullius Cicero~ While theres life theres hope.
  • Marcus Valerius Martialis~ Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men.
  • Maredith Close~ There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world around you.
  • Margaret Anderson~ In real love you want the other persons good. In romantic love you want the other person.
  • Margaret Atwood~ Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguise.
  • Margaret Bonnano~ It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
  • Margaret Chase Smith~ When people keep telling you that you cant do a thing you kind of like to try it.
  • Margaret Cho~ Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
  • Margaret Cho~ People drain me even the closest of friends and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
  • Margaret Cho~ Some people are that - more than a parent more than a role model more than anything less than a religion.~ );
  • Margaret Fuller~ Genius will live and thrive without training but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife.
  • Margaret Fuller~ If you have knowledge let others light their candles at it.
  • Margaret Fuller~ Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
  • Margaret Fuller~ The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement intuitive in function spiritual in tendency.
  • Margaret Hilda Thatcher~ Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are you arent.
  • Margaret Hilda Thatcher~ Im not a good butcher but Ive had to learn to carve the joint. People expect a new look.
  • Margaret Hilda Thatcher~ Platitudes Yes there are platitudes. Platitudes are there because they are true.
  • Margaret Hilda Thatcher~ Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down by traffic from both sides.
  • Margaret Lee Runbeck~ Happiness is not a station you arrive at but a manner of traveling.
  • Margaret Lee Runbeck~ Silence makes the real conversation between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.
  • Margaret Mead~ The mind is not sex-typed.
  • Margaret Millar~ Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
  • Maria Montessori~ The task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confound good with immobility and evil with activity.
  • Marian Evans~ Our deeds determine us as much as we determine our deeds.
  • Marie Curie~ Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.
  • Marie Ebner von Eschenbach~ We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we dont care for.
  • Marie Louise De La Ramee~ Could we see when and where we are to meet again we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
  • Marie de Sevigne~ When I step into this library I cannot understand why I ever step out of it.
  • Marijuana is nature's way of saying "high".
  • Marilyn Ferguson~ If the Kings English was good enough for Jesus its good enough for me
  • Marilyn French~ When they kept you out it was because you were black when they let you in it is because you are black. Thats progress
  • Marilyn Moats Kennedy~ Its better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong than to agonize at length and be right too late.
  • Marilyn Monroe~ Hollywood is a place where theyll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
  • Marilyn vos Savant~ It is my observation that being beaten is often a temporary condition that giving up is what makes it permanent.
  • Marilyn vos Savant~ To acquire knowledge one must study but to acquire wisdom one must observe.
  • Mario Andretti~ If everythings under control youre going too slow.
  • Mario M Cuomo~ I am a trial lawyer. ... Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit.
  • Mario M Cuomo~ I said I didnt want to run for president. I didnt ask you to believe me.
  • Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings~ Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
  • Mark Ardis~ A specification that will not fit on one page of .x inch paper cannot be understood.
  • Mark Duffy~ In Louisiana we dont bet on football games ... We bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.
  • Mark Jenkins~ Maps encourage boldness. Theyre like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
  • Mark L. Mika~ Always accept good fortune with grace and humility.
  • Mark Russell~ The way money goes so fast these days they should paint racing stripes on it.
  • Mark Twain~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
  • Mark Twain~ Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind it doesnt matter.
  • Mark Twain~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
  • Mark Twain~ Be good and you will be lonesome.
  • Mark Twain~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  • Mark Twain~ Courage is resistance to fear mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
  • Mark Twain~ Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. -
  • Mark Twain~ Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
  • Mark Twain~ Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please.
  • Mark Twain~ He would come in and say he changed his mind - which was a gilded figure of speech because he didnt have any.
  • Mark Twain~ His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere.
  • Mark Twain~ I am an old man and have a great many troubles But most of them never happened.
  • Mark Twain~ I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
  • Mark Twain~ I didnt attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
  • Mark Twain~ I dont like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see I have friends in both places.
  • Mark Twain~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I dont know.
  • Mark Twain~ If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a christian.
  • Mark Twain~ In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
  • Mark Twain~ Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.
  • Mark Twain~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
  • Mark Twain~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
  • Mark Twain~ It is easier to stay out than get out.
  • Mark Twain~ It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
  • Mark Twain~ Its not that Im afraid to die I just dont want to be there when it happens.
  • Mark Twain~ Ive come loaded with statistics for Ive noticed that a man cant prove anything without statistics.
  • Mark Twain~ Just the omission of Jane Austens books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadnt a book in it.
  • Mark Twain~ Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
  • Mark Twain~ Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  • Mark Twain~ Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
  • Mark Twain~ Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
  • Mark Twain~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
  • Mark Twain~ Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
  • Mark Twain~ Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
  • Mark Twain~ Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
  • Mark Twain~ Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
  • Mark Twain~ Quitting smoking is easy Ive done it hundreds of times.
  • Mark Twain~ Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
  • Mark Twain~ The man who is a pessimist before knows too much if he is an optimist after it he knows too little.
  • Mark Twain~ The right word may be effective but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
  • Mark Twain~ The secret source of humour itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
  • Mark Twain~ The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
  • Mark Twain~ There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
  • Mark Twain~ There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
  • Mark Twain~ There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when youre busy interrupting.
  • Mark Twain~ Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience of critics.
  • Mark Twain~ Travel is fatal to prejudice bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
  • Mark Twain~ Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
  • Mark Twain~ What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
  • Mark Twain~ Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority its time to pause and reflect.
  • Mark Twain~ You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  • Market share leadership is a tenuous thing, Mr. Gates: ask IBM ;-)
  • Mark~ If a house be divided against itself that house cannot stand.
  • Marlene Dietrich~ Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
  • Marlene Dietrich~ The lover says How beautiful you are now that you love me.
  • Marquis de Sade~ Sexual pleasure is I agree a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
  • Marquis de Vauvenargues~ Hatred of dishonesty generally arises from fear of being deceived.
  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. (Erma Bombeck)
  • Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. -Beverly Nichols
  • Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Cory
  • Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. - Hoshang N. Akhtar
  • Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
  • Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before. - William Wycherley
  • Marshal Tito~ Any movement in history which attempts to perpetuate itself becomes reactionary.
  • Marshall Ganz~ Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
  • Marshall McLuhan~ The medium is the message.
  • Marshall McLuhan~ The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
  • Martha Dandridge Custis Washington~ The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions not our circumstances.
  • Martha Graham~ The body is shaped disciplined honored and in time trusted.
  • Martha Stewart~ Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
  • Martin Buber~ Play is the exultation of the possible.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ A man cant ride your back unless its bent.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ A nation that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ All progress is precarious and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
  • Martin Luther King Jr.~ Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
  • Martin Luther~ A man cannot do good before he is made good.
  • Martin Luther~ Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.
  • Martin Luther~ Grant that I may not pray alone with the mouth help me that I may pray from the depths of my heart.
  • Martin Luther~ I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan and therefore I am the more inclined to take it lightly.
  • Martin Luther~ Now the church is not wood and stone but the company of people who believe in Christ.
  • Martin Luther~ The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
  • Martin Luther~ There is no more lovely friendly and charming relationship communion or company than a good marriage.
  • Martin Mull~ The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
  • Martin Mull~ The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
  • Martin Routh~ You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references sir.
  • Martin asked David, In which state does the Ohio River run? David answered with cool, In the liquid state.
  • Marva Collins~ Success doesnt come to you...you go to it.
  • Marx: Religion Is The Opium Of The People. Religion: Marx Was An Alcoholic.
  • Mary Bertone~ I wasnt put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
  • Mary Catherine Bateson~ The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it look for the new metaphors.
  • Mary H. Waldrip~ A laugh is a smile that bursts.
  • Mary Kay Ash~ Give yourself something to work toward - constantly.
  • Mary Kay Ash~ When you come to a road block take a detour.
  • Mary Lou Cook~ Creativity is inventing experimenting growing taking risks breaking rules making mistakes and having fun.
  • Mary Pettibone Poole~ He who laughs lasts
  • Mary Pettibone Poole~ People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
  • Mary Pickford~ This thing that we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.
  • Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley~ The beginning is always today.
  • Mary Wollstonecraft~ Every political good carried to the extreme must be productive of evil.
  • Mary Wortley Montagu~ I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
  • Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
  • Marya Mannes~ Generosity with strings is not generosity It is a deal.
  • Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
  • Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
  • Matrix The~ Trinity The answer is out there Neo and its looking for you and it will find you if you want it to.
  • Matt Ghaffari~ I looked up and saw my flag. But I didnt hear my anthem. (about the award ceremony Atlanta Olympics)
  • Matthew Arnold~ ...what thwarts us and demands of us the greatest effort is also what can teach us most.
  • Matthew Arnold~ I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe tomorrow everything I believe today.
  • Matthew Arnold~ Resolve to be thyself and know that he who finds himself loses his misery.
  • Matthew Arnold~ The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
  • Matthew Bible~ If the blind lead the blind both shall fall into the ditch.
  • Matthew Trump~ Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
  • Mature cats with no health problems are in deep sleep 15 percent of their lives. They are in light sleep 50 percent of the time.
  • Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty. -John Huston Finley
  • Maureen Dowd~ The minute you settle for less than you deserve you get even less than you settled for.
  • Maureen Murphy~ The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
  • Maurice Barrs~ The politician is an acrobat he keeps his balance by doing the opposite of what he says.
  • Maurice Chevalier~ Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
  • Maurice Freehill~ Who is more foolish the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light
  • Maurice Hulst~ We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be sustained.
  • Maurice Mascaranhas~ Profits are like breathing. You have to have them. But who would stay alive just to breathe
  • Maurice Masterlinck~ At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future tradition has placed men to guard the past.
  • Max Eastman~ Dogs laugh but they laugh with their tails.
  • Max Frisch~ Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.
  • Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck~ It is never possible to predict a physical occurrence with unlimited precision.
  • Max Lerner~ America shudders at anything alien and when it wants to shut its mind against any mans ideas it calls him a foreigner.
  • Max Lucado~ I guess grace doesnt have to be logical. If it did it wouldnt be grace.
  • Maxim Gorky~ When work is a pleasure life is a joy When work is a duty life is slavery.
  • Maxim Gorky~ You must write for children in the same way as you do for adults only better.
  • May Sarton~ Though friendship is not quick to burn It is explosive stuff.
  • May Sarton~ We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment if only for a moment.
  • May every day of your life together be worse than the next. (Old Irish wedding blessing)
  • May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength. -The Bible, Judges 5:31
  • May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
  • May your daughters' hair grow thick, black, and abundant -- all over their faces.
  • May your love be filled with life and may your life be filled with love. (old wedding toast)
  • May-lin Soong Chiang~ We live in the present we dream of the future but we learn eternal truths from the past.
  • May: What position does your brother play in the school football team? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
  • Maya Angelou~ Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible.
  • Maya Angelou~ Success is liking yourself liking what you do and liking how you do it.
  • Maya Angelou~ Without courage you cannot practice any of the other virtues.
  • Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me ......... The Cat
  • Medgar Evers~ You can kill a man but you cant kill an idea.
  • Mediocrity is self-inflicted. Genius is self-bestowed. -Walter Russell
  • Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity. -Charles G. Dawes
  • Mega Bitesby Amos Quito
  • Mel Brooks~ Humor is just another defense against the universe.
  • Mel Brooks~ Thats it baby when you got it flaunt it.
  • Mel Colgrove~ Know that the pain will pass and when it passes you will be stronger happier more sensitive and aware.
  • Melchior De Polignac~ To err is human.
  • Meldrick Lewis~ If you aint never pick up the sword you aint never have to worry about fallin on it.
  • Melissa Mayer~ Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
  • Melissa Timberman~ You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
  • Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -Oscar Wilde
  • Men are failures, not because they are stupid, but because they are not sufficiently impassioned. -Struther Burt
  • Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
  • Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
  • Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
  • Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
  • Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
  • Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
  • Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
  • Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
  • Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
  • Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
  • Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
  • Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
  • Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
  • Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. -George Bernard Shaw
  • Men aren't pigs...pigs are gentle, cute creatures!
  • Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
  • Men fail much oftener from want of perseverance than from want of talent.
  • Men have feelings too, but who really cares?
  • Men moet altijd het vergeetboekje bij zich dragen, anders houd je geen enkele vriend over.
  • Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of power are feared; but only men of character are trusted. -Alfred Adler
  • Men should be what they seem. -William Shakespeare
  • Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • Men talk as if victory were something fortunate. Work is victory.
  • Men who accomplish great things in the industrial world are the ones who have faith in the money producing power of ideas. - Charles Fillmore
  • Menander~ I call a fig a fig a spade a spade.
  • Mencius~ Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
  • Mencius~ The great man is he who does not loose his childs heart.
  • Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how all womens problems begin with men?
  • Merchants have no country. The mere spot they stand on does not constitute so strong an attachment as that from which they draw their gains.
  • Metaphors be with you.
  • Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.
  • Michael Brian Schiffer~ Anthropology is the only discipline that can access evidence about the entire human experience on this planet.
  • Michael Crichton~ We havent got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.
  • Michael Friedman~ The scientific name for an animal that doesnt either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
  • Michael J. Fox~ I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for perfection is Gods business.
  • Michael J. Gelb~ Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
  • Michael Marino~ Friends are not the people you meet at the top they are the people who were with you at the bottom.
  • Michael Masukawa~ There are still normal people around they just changed the definition of normal
  • Michael Pritchard~ You dont stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
  • Michael R. Baer~ Perhaps each life has one sensational thought if acted upon will bring great meaning.
  • Michael Sinz~ Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
  • Michael~ The purpose of parenting is to provide steady and wide-ranging opportunities for a child. The child does the rest.
  • Michel Eyquem de Montaigne~ Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
  • Michel Eyquem de Montaigne~ God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.
  • Michel Eyquem de Montaigne~ Riches like glory or heath have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor is pleased to lend them.
  • Michel Eyquem de Montaigne~ To philosophize is to doubt.
  • Michel de Montaigne~ Even on the highest throne in the world we are still sitting on our ass.
  • Michel de Montaigne~ Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
  • Michel de Montaigne~ The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
  • Michelangelo Buonarroti~ If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery it wouldnt seem so wonderful at all.
  • Michelangelo Buonarroti~ Lord grant that I might always desire more than I can accomplish.
  • Michelle Burford~ Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isnt perfection but progress.
  • Mickey Mantle~ I had it all and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and other complications of alcoholism)
  • Mickey Mantle~ If I knew I was going to live this long Id have taken better care of myself.
  • Mickey Mouse~ Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
  • Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN!
  • Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
  • Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
  • Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality. -- This testimonial paid for by Microsoft.
  • Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.
  • Midnight is where the day begins.
  • Midori Koto~ Honor isnt about making the right choices. Its about dealing with the consequences.
  • Mignon McLaughlin~ Its the most unhappy people who most fear change.
  • Mignon McLaughlin~ No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
  • Mignon McLaughlin~ No one really listens to anyone else and if you try it for a while youll see why.
  • Mignon McLaughlin~ The young are generally full of revolt and are often pretty revolting about it.
  • Mignon McLaughlin~ There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday so few that we feel like doing today.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ All is not gold that glitters.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Delay always breeds danger.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Everyone is as God has made him and oftentimes a great deal worse.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ God bears with the wicked but not forever.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ He has an oar in every mans boat and a finger in every pie.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ He is as mad as a March hare.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ I must follow him through thick and thin.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ I think it a very happy accident.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Ill-luck you know seldom comes alone.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ In the night all cats are gray.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ It is the part of a wise man to keep himself to-day for to-morrow and not to venture all his eggs in one basket.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Let every man mind his own business.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Love not what you are but what you may become.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Make it thy business to know thyself which is the most difficult lesson in the world.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ My heart is wax moulded as she pleases but enduring as marble to retain.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Tell me thy company and I will tell thee what thou art.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Thats the nature of women not to love when we love them and to love when we love them not.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ The brave man carves out his fortune and every man is the son of his own works.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Time ripens all things. No man is born wise.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ Truth may be stretched but cannot be broken and always gets above falsehood as oil does above water.
  • Miguel de Cervantes~ When thou art at Rome do as they do at Rome.
  • Miguel de Unamuno~ Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
  • Mike Phillips~ Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
  • Mike Vance~ Innovation is the creation of the new Or the re-arranging of the old in a new way.
  • Milan Kundera~ When the heart speaks the mind finds it indecent to object.
  • Miles Davis~ My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
  • Militant Agnostic. I don't know, and you don't either!
  • Milk can actually give some cats diarrhea.
  • Millard Fillmore~ It is not strange ... to mistake change for progress.
  • Millard Fuller~ Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay their heads on terms they can afford to pay.
  • Milton Berle~ Laughter is an instant vacation
  • Milton Friedman~ The price works so well so efficiently that we are not aware of it most of the time.
  • Minor White~ No matter how slow the film Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen.
  • Miranda Richardson~ Insecurity commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people is the basic tool of the actors trade.
  • Miriam Makeba~ Age iswisdom if one has lived ones life properly.
  • Mitchell Burgess~ The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
  • Mmmmmm, something smells good. It's me. * Cat
  • Mo Udall~ If you can find something everyone agrees on its wrong.
  • Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. -William Shakespeare
  • Mohammad Haroon~ Life is a bitch get use to her or else she will make you pay for having her.
  • Mohammad~ The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.
  • Mohammed Reza Pahlavi~ Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches.
  • Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi~ (On Western civilization) I think it would be a good idea.
  • Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi~ Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
  • Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi~ You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
  • Moliere~ One dies only once and then for such a long time
  • Moliere~ The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
  • Mom's Travel Agency Ask about our guilt trips.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Money comes and goes, but people last for a lifetime. (Rob Shan)
  • Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason. -Ayn Rand
  • Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with $10 million are no happier than people with $9 million.
  • Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
  • Money is the seed of money. -Jean-jacques Rousseau
  • Money isn't everything. It simply isn't enough!
  • Money talks bull shit walks.
  • Money talks. I'll not deny. I heard it once. It said good-bye.
  • Money talks.I'll not deny.I heard it once.It said good-bye.
  • Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine
  • Monster: Doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
  • Montana - At least our cows are sane!
  • Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men. -George Patton
  • Morale is faith in the man at the top. -Albert S. Johnstone
  • Morals of an alley cat and scruples of a snake.
  • More cats are left handed than right handed. Approximately 40 out of 100 are left-pawed, 20 are right-pawed, and 40 are ambidextrous.
  • More hay, Trigger? "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
  • Morley Saefer~ Kids views are often just as valid as the teachers. The best teachers are the ones that know that.
  • Morrie Schwartz~ The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to let it come in.
  • Morris Adler~ The purpose of learning is growth and our minds unlike our bodies can continue growing as we continue to live.
  • Mort Sahl~ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
  • Mortal love is when sensuality is satisfied. True love is when love is sacrificed. - David H.k. Leung
  • Moshe Arens~ Never answer a hypothetical question.
  • Moshe Dayan~ If you want to make peace you dont talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
  • Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty.
  • Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
  • Most jobs are marginally better than daytime TV.
  • Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise, bureaucrats. -Alvin Toffler
  • Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play but from the ineptitude of your opponents. Lou Krieger
  • Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. (T.S. Elliot)
  • Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. - Peter F. Drucker
  • Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
  • Most people are alive in an earlier time, but you must be alive in our own time. - Marshall Mcluhan
  • Most people don't even know why they feel they have to work.
  • Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power. -Seneca
  • Most would rather be ruined by praise than saved by critisism.
  • Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use. -Mark Twain
  • Mother Theresa~ Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the world your best anyway.
  • Mother Theresa~ Honesty and transparency make you vulnerable. Be honest and transparent anyway.
  • Mother Theresa~ I know God will not give me anything I cant handle. I just wish that He didnt trust me so much.
  • Mother Theresa~ If we have no peace it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
  • Mother Theresa~ If you judge people you have no time to love them.
  • Mother Theresa~ Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
  • Mother Theresa~ Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
  • Mother Theresa~ People are unreasonable illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway.
  • Mother Theresa~ We are all pencils in the hand of God.
  • Mother Theresa~ We can do no great things only small things with great love.
  • Mother Theresa~ What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
  • Mother Theresa~ Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness.
  • Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
  • Mother: Does your teacher like you? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!
  • Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
  • Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? . . . Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
  • Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!
  • Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
  • Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
  • Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
  • Motivation determines what you do...
  • Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up s. -Peter Davies
  • Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
  • Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
  • Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
  • Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
  • Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
  • Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat.
  • Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more. -Edward Harriman
  • Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing what they started. (David Allen)
  • Much wisdom often goes with fewer words. -Sophocles
  • Muhammad Ali~ Float like a butterfly sting like a bee.
  • Muhammad Ali~ Its hard to be humble when youre as great as I am.
  • Muhammad Ali~ Me we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard graduation.)
  • Muhammad Ali~ Silence is golden when you cant think of a good answer.
  • Muhammad Ali~ The man who has no imagination has no wings.
  • Muhammad Ali~ The man who views the world at the same as he did at has wasted years of his life.
  • Multiple males will be attracted to a female cat in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate.
  • Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
  • Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
  • Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma? '
  • Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
  • Mummies make money.
  • Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother? Young Monster: Hee, hee! He's my half-brother now!
  • Muriel Rukeyser~ The universe is made of stories not atoms.
  • Muriel Spark~ Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.
  • Murphy was an optimist!
  • Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. -Victor Hugo
  • Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, to soften rocks or bend a knotted oak. -William Congreve
  • Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. (Robert Fripp)
  • My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt!
  • My God's Is Always Horny
  • My Goddess gave birth to your God.
  • My Hockey Mom can beat up your Soccer Mom!
  • My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed & Disturb the Comfortable
  • My Lawyer can beat your Lawyer!
  • My Other Car Is a Pitchfork
  • My Other Vehicle is the Mahayana
  • My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty
  • My advice is to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with nuclear bombs. - Marcel Pagnol
  • My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. -Ernest Hemingway
  • My attitude is never to be satisfied, never enough, never. -Bela Karolyi
  • My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
  • My basic principle is that you don't make decisions because they are cheap; you make them because they're right. -Theodore Hesburgh
  • My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
  • My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
  • My boyfriend thinks I'm beautifulWell they do say that love is blind!
  • My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time. - Jamie Lee Curtis
  • My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death!
  • My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
  • My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
  • My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.
  • My cat walks all over me. :* :* :* :*
  • My computer, my documents, my briefcase, my ASS! (Ben Cook)
  • My dad is a fairy. (No he ISN'T gay!)
  • My doctor told me I was morbidly obese. As if I don't have enough on my plate.
  • My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
  • My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season. -Mary Todd Lincoln
  • My eyes make pictures when they are shut. -Samuel T. Coleridge
  • My face in the mirror
  • My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.". -Jim Fox
  • My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. -Lee Iacocca
  • My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. -Jim Valvano
  • My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
  • My five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mom tells him to."
  • My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am.
  • My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
  • My garden looks lovely,
  • My goose is cooked.
  • My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.
  • My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
  • My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
  • My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.
  • My interest is in the future; as I'm going to be spending the rest of my life there. -Charles Kettering
  • My job is secure. No one else wants it.
  • My karma ran over your dogma!
  • My kid saved your honor student -- God.
  • My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. (Erma Bombeck)
  • My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. -Michel Eyquem
  • My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. -Montaigne
  • My life selling houses by Con Allday
  • My list of ingredients for success is divided into four basic groups: Inward, Outward, Upward and Onward.
  • My main purpose in life is to make money so that I can afford to go on creating more inventions. - Thomas Alva Edison
  • My mother is a Goddess.
  • My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -Buddy Hackett
  • My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
  • My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now? She's fine. But, the dog died.
  • My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.
  • My other car bumper sticker is funny.
  • My other car is a space ship
  • My other vehicle is a broom stick!
  • My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy.
  • My reality check bounced!
  • My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her!
  • My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. -Woody Allen
  • My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
  • My way is the highway -- God
  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield
  • My wife asked me What's on the TV? - I said, Dust!
  • My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!
  • My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. -Rodney Dangerfield
  • My wife's other car is a broom stick!
  • My wife's other car is a broom.
  • Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)
  • NIKE VIRUS: Just does it.
  • Nadine Gordimer~ A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
  • Naguib Mahfouz~ You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
  • Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
  • Nancy Astor~ The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
  • Nancy Thayer~ Its never too late in fiction or in life to revise.
  • Napolean Hill~ If you do not conquer self you will be conquered by self.
  • Napolean Hill~ The path of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked.
  • Napoleon Bonaparte~ History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
  • Napoleon Bonaparte~ Take time to deliberate but when the time for action has arrived stop thinking and go in.
  • Napoleon Bonaparte~ The best way to keep ones word is not to give it.
  • Napoleon Bonaparte~ There are two levers for moving men interest and fear.
  • Napoleon Bonaparte~ What is history but a fable agreed upon.
  • Napoleon I~ Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
  • Natalie Goldberg~ Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
  • Natalie Goldberg~ Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
  • Nate: Hey, what's the weather like out there? Kate: I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears.
  • Nathan Hale~ I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
  • Nathaniel Branden~ Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
  • National Sheepshire Sheep Association
  • National Weather Service advice for those threatened by severe thunderstorms: "Go inside a sturdy building and stay away from WINDOWS!"
  • Native American~ It all meant nothing but Move a little farther. You are to near me.
  • Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study. - Francis Bacon
  • Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study. -Francis Bacon
  • Naturians, Nerture Nature!
  • Nay, if he take you in hand, sir, with an argument, He'll bray you in a mortar. - Ben Jonson
  • Nearly all men can stand adversity. But if you want to test a man's character - give him power. -Abraham Lincoln
  • Ned: What does your Dad sell? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
  • Need directions? -- God
  • Neil Peart~ If you choose not to decide - you still have made a choice
  • Neither can the wave that has passed by be recalled, nor the hour which has passed return again. -Ovid
  • Neither teenagers nor Cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
  • Nellie Hershey Tullis~ The next best thing to winning is losing At least youve been in the race.
  • Nelson Boswell~ The difference between greatness and mediocrity is often how an individual views a mistake...
  • Nelson Boswell~ The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed.
  • Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.
  • Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
  • Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. (Benjamin Disraeli)
  • Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth. -Benjamin Disraeli
  • Never become so much of an expert that you stop gaining expertise. View life as a continuous learning experience. -Denis Waitley
  • Never bet on anything that talks. - Gambling advice
  • Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. -F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Never confuse having a career with having a life.
  • Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful. -Brian Tracy
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  • Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. -Elbert Hubbard
  • Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry. Lawrence J. Peter -Henry Beecher. - Henry Beecher
  • Never give your cat aspirin unless specifically prescribed by your veterinarian; it can be fatal.
  • Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Jacob Braude
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
  • Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough. -Robert Heller
  • Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake (Napoleon Bonaparte)
  • Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper. -Quentin Crisp
  • Never let anyone steal your joy. -Mike Richards
  • Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. -The Reverend Jesse Jackson, American Civil Rights Leader
  • Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. -The Reverend Jesse Jackson, American Civil Rights Leader
  • Never mistake activity for achievement.
  • Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
  • Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. -Sandara Carey
  • Never play leap frog with a Unicorn.
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether!
  • Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you you're too tired to fight.
  • Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
  • Never say, oops. Always say, Ah, interesting.
  • Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live.
  • Never stand between a dog and a tree.
  • Never take counsel of your fears. (Andrew Jackson)
  • Never tell me the odds. -Hans Solo
  • Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  • Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
  • Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
  • Never trust a naked lawyer.
  • Never trust a religion that calls its members 'sheep'.
  • Never try to make anyone like yourself. You know, and God knows, that one of you is enough. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
  • Never try to out stubborn a cat.
  • Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
  • Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that. - John Mayer
  • New Technology or "Not Trusted"?
  • New and improved: if it's new it's not improved; if it's improved it's not new.
  • New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance
  • Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. (Emerson)
  • Niall MacDermot~ State intelligence like military intelligence and woman friend is a contradiction in terms.
  • Niccolo Machiavelli~ No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.
  • Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it...
  • Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it.
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Nicholas Chamfort~ In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen in small things they show themselves as they are.
  • Nicholas Chamfort~ The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
  • Nicholas Murray Butler~ An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
  • Nick Diamos~ Everybody lies but it doesnt matter because nobody listens.
  • Nick Diamos~ Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
  • Nick Faldo~ We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately we were married for four and a half years.
  • Nick Seitz~ The breakfast of champions is not cereal its the opposition.
  • Niels Bohr~ An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
  • Niels Henrik David Bohr~ Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
  • Niels Henrik David Bohr~ Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
  • Niels Henrik David Bohr~ Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself follows behind slowly shaking its head.
  • Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter."
  • Nikita Khrushchev~ Support by United States rulers is rather in the nature of the support that the rope gives to a hanged man.
  • Nikita Khrushchev~ The more bombers the less room for doves of peace.
  • Nikki Giovanni~ Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
  • Nikos Kazantzakis~ The ultimate most holy form of theory is action.
  • Nimatullah Wali~ Were like the sea people our waves Necessarily we are associated with everyone.
  • Nina Berberova~ I had learnt to seek intensitymore of life a concentrated sense of life.
  • Nine nice night nymphs.
  • Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt
  • Ninety percent of all politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. -Henry Kissinger
  • Ninety percent of success is showing up. -Woody Allen
  • No God, No Hope - Know God, Know Hope.
  • No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Fables Aesop)
  • No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. -Aesop
  • No alibi will save you from accepting the responsibility. -Napoleon Hill
  • No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor. -Andrew Carnegie
  • No amount of darkness can hide a spark of light.
  • No answer is also an answer.
  • No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come. -Victor Hugo
  • No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings. -William Blake
  • No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.
  • No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. -Anonymous
  • No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. -St. Ambrose
  • No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair. -George S. Patton
  • No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
  • No great man lives in vain. The history of the world is but the biography of great men.
  • No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.
  • No job too easy - No fee too large - Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain
  • No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated and disciplined. -Unknown Author
  • No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy. -Thomas Fuller
  • No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. (Hannah Moore)
  • No man is a failure who has friends.
  • No man is ever whipped, until he quits -- in his own mind.
  • No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. -Montaigne
  • No man is fit to command another that cannot command himself. -William Penn
  • No man is hurt but by himself. -Diogenes
  • No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. It requires so much attention. -Christopher Morley
  • No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it.
  • No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back.
  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
  • No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
  • No matter what happens Today. You must remember that...Today will be Tomorrow's past, and Tomorrow will be Today. (Patty Satjapot)
  • No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other. - Jascha Heifetz
  • No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.
  • No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity. -Rush Limbaugh
  • No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
  • No one can arrive from being talented alone. God gives talent; work transforms talent into genius. -Anna Pavlova
  • No one does anything from a single motive. -Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • No one ever went broke by saying no too often. -Harvey Mckay
  • No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they do happen.
  • No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan.
  • No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
  • No one wants advice - only corroboration. - The Winter of Our Discontent. - John Steinbeck
  • No one would remember the good Samaritan if he had only good intentions. He had money as well. (Margaret Thatcher)
  • No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
  • No prayer is spoken too softly to be heard. (Natasha Isabelle)
  • No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling. - Ralph Nader
  • No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking. -Francois Marie Arouet de Voltaire
  • No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking. -Voltaire
  • No rest is worth anything except the rest that is earned. -Jean Paul
  • No rules for success will work if you don't. -Unknown Author
  • No shark shares swordfish steak.
  • No shit, sherlock.
  • No success in public life can compensate for failure in the home. -Benjamin Disraeli
  • No thanks. I gave at the orifice.
  • No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner. - Lord Dewar
  • No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. - Lord Thomas Robert Dewar
  • No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. - Thomas R. Dewar
  • No wind favors him who has no destined port. -Michel Eyquem
  • No, my powers can only be used for good.
  • Noah Porter~ Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
  • Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. (Tallulah Bankhead)
  • Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. -Tallulah Bankhead
  • Nobody can do it for you. - Ralph Cordiner
  • Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. -Ann Landers
  • Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse. - Richard Sasuly
  • Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true. -William Inge
  • Nobody is perfect.... just call me Nobody!!!
  • Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
  • Noel Coward~ I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  • Noela Evans~ Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouthTame the dragon and the gift is yours.
  • Noisy Nights by Constance Norah
  • None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. -Henry David Thoreau
  • None climbs so high as he who knows not whither he is going. -Oliver Cromwell
  • Norah Jones~ If I make a record I love then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody but that wont matter.
  • Normal people worry me
  • Norman Brenner~ The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
  • Norman Douglas~ Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
  • Norman Douglas~ To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him two.
  • Norman Ford~ Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
  • Norman Juster~ You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do.
  • Norman Mailer~ Every moment of ones existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
  • Norman Mailer~ There was that law of life so cruel and so just that one must grow or else pay more for remaining the same.
  • Norman O. Brown~ The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future.
  • Norman Thomas~ If you want a symbolic gesture dont burn the flag wash it.
  • Norman Thomas~ The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and to hold them in the right scale of values.
  • Norman Vincent Peale~ Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
  • Norman Vincent Peale~ Its always too early to quit.
  • Norman Vincent Peale~ Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
  • Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
  • Not all men are fools. Some are single.
  • Not all who wander are lost
  • Not all women are fools. Some are single.
  • Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!
  • Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead
  • Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. (Sign hanging in Albert Einstein's office)
  • Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door. -Emily Dickinson
  • Not to alter one's faults is to be faulty indeed. -Confucius
  • Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.
  • Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets. -Nido Qubein
  • Nothing can work me damage except myself. -St. Bernard
  • Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so.
  • Nothing happens unless first a dream. -Carl Sandburg
  • Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. -Isaac Asimov
  • Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. - Isaac Asimov
  • Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
  • Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. (Rodin)
  • Nothing is as soft as water, yet who can withstand the raging flood? (Lao Ma)
  • Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. -Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity.
  • Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart. -Seneca
  • Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -Sir James Barrie
  • Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle as true strength. -Ralph Sockman
  • Nothing political is correct.
  • Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.
  • Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
  • Nothing tastes as good as slim feels.
  • Novalis~ There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man.
  • Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. -Guillaume Apollinaire
  • Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is. (Ernest Hemingway)
  • Now that you're after me, wanna get married?
  • Nowadays we are consumed by desires to buy things we do not need, with money we do not have, to impress people we do not like.
  • Nozick~ Only the refusal to listen guarantees one against being ensnared by the truth.
  • Nuke the unborn baby whales.
  • Number theorists do it perfectly and rationally.
  • Nunc scio quit sit amor." Lat., "Now I know what love is. - Virgil
  • Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.
  • O. Henry~ It was beautiful and simple as truly great swindles are.
  • Objects in mirror may have flunked driver education.
  • Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
  • Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -Leonardo Da Vinci
  • Oceans Eleven~ Reuben Look we all go way back and uh I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and Ill never forget it.
  • Odell Shepard~ It is always wise as it is also fair to test a man by the standards of his own day and not by those of another.
  • Odetta~ No one can dub you with dignity. Thats yours to claim.
  • Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: "It might have been".
  • Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears. -Rudyard Kipling
  • Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of a loving heart. (Henry Ward Beecher)
  • Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of character.
  • Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of character. -Henry Clary
  • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
  • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
  • Of course life is hard, that's why they pay you the big bucks.
  • Og Mandino~ The only certain means is to render more and better service than is expected of you no matter what your task may be.
  • Ogden Nash~ A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men women an occasional animal and the common cold.
  • Ogden Nash~ I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboards fall Ill never see a tree at all.
  • Ogden Nash~ People who have what they want are fond of telling people who havent what they want that they really dont want it.
  • Ogden Nash~ To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever youre wrong admit it Whenever youre right shut up.
  • Oh, give us the man who sings at his work. -Thomas Carlyle
  • Oh, the worst of all tragedies is not to die young, but to live until I am seventy-five and yet not ever truly to have lived.
  • Old School~ Beanie Well Columbus wasnt looking for America my man but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.
  • Old School~ Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday
  • Old School~ Heidi Well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time
  • Old hippies never die, they just surrender to society.
  • Old love letters are like souvenirs from the past. Don't just throw them away. (Natasha Isabelle)
  • Old skiers never die They just go downhill.
  • Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
  • Older cats may show aggressiveness towards newly-arrived kittens, which may include biting and scratching.
  • Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. -Robert Orben
  • Oliver Cromwell~ Make the iron hot by striking it.
  • Oliver Goldsmith~ Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no fibs.
  • Oliver Herford~ Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice hates dogs and patronizes human beings.
  • Oliver L. North~ I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not accept responsibility for that which I did not do.
  • Oliver L. North~ I dont think there is another person in America that wants to tell this story as much as I do. (Invoking Fifth Amendment)
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Knowledge and timber shouldnt be much used till they are seasoned.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Life is a fatal complaint and an eminently contagious one.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Ones mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand as in what direction you are moving.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ The individual will always be a minority. If a man is in a minority of one we lock him up.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it the more it will contract.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ The right to swing my fist ends where the other mans nose begins.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes~ Theres nothing that keeps its youth So far as I know but a tree and truth.
  • Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.
  • On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
  • On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
  • On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
  • On a single winged word hath hung the destiny of nations. -Wendall Phillips
  • On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past... but better never forget the present.
  • On fire for God!(Anybody got some water?!)
  • On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.
  • On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
  • Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul. - Montaigne
  • Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
  • Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. -Vincent Lombardi
  • Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
  • One Nation Under-Educated
  • One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
  • One chance is all you need. -Jesse Owens
  • One day I will wake up, and it will all fit together.
  • One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes... Make it worth watching.
  • One half of the world will never understand the other half, and it doesn't matter which half you're in.
  • One important key to success is self confidence. An important key to self confidence is preparation. -Arthur Ashe
  • One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation. - Arthur Ashe
  • One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius. -Simone De Beauvoir
  • One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. -Euripides
  • One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team. -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  • One man with courage is a majority. (Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826)
  • One man with courage makes a majority. -Andrew Jackson
  • One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
  • One must learn by doing the thing, for though you think you know it, you have no certainty until you try. -Aristotle
  • One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. ~Don Carter
  • One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time. -Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. ~ Dan Bennett
  • One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. ~Dan Bennett
  • One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  • One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said. (Peter Drucker)
  • One of the redeeming things about being an athlete is redefining what is humanly possible. -Lance Armstrong
  • One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
  • One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.
  • One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. -Sam Levenson
  • One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. (Merle Shain)
  • One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words.
  • One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
  • One shouldn't talk of halters in the hanged man's house. - Miguel De Cervantes
  • One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
  • One stumble is enough to deface the character of an honorable life. - L. Estrange
  • One that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -Thomas Fuller
  • One thought driven home is better than three left on base. -James Liter
  • One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.
  • One vampire to the other : Let's go and have a drink. I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner!
  • One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. - Jeffrey Bernard
  • One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six. - Navjot Singh Sidhu
  • One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
  • One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. - Sting
  • One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life; That word is love. -Sophocles
  • Only God is in a position to look down on people.
  • Only One Way To Heaven. Crash Through The Gates Gas Pedal To The Floor.
  • Only a life lived for others is worth living. -Albert Einstein
  • Only boring people get bored. (Robin Beyer)
  • Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible. -Frank Gaines
  • Only in America do we chain $2. 00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58, 000 cars out in the driveway.
  • Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women. -Groucho Marx
  • Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • Only those who do nothing make no mistakes. -Anonymous
  • Only those who do nothing make no mistakes. -Author unknown
  • Only those who have learned a lot are in a position to admit how little they know. - L. Carte
  • Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go. -T. S. Eliot
  • Only when we give joyfully, without hesitation or thought of gain, can we truly know what love means. -Leo Buscaglia
  • Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  • Opportunities multiply as they are seized, they die when neglected. -John Wicker
  • Opportunity is just success looking for a place to happen. -Greg Hickman
  • Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas Alva Edison
  • Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas Alva Edison
  • Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter. -B. C. Forbes
  • Opportunity seems to have an uncanny habit of favoring those who have paid the price of years of preparation. -Unknown Author
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there standing in the gap to close it for us.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Follow your instincts. Thats where true wisdom manifests itself.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ I believe that one of lifes greatest risks is never daring to risk.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ I trust that everything happens for a reason even when were not wise enough to see it.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ If you want your life to be more rewarding you have to chage the way you think.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Real integrity is doing the right thing knowing that nobodys going to know whether you did it or not.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal you can get there if youre willing to work.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ Unless you choose to do great things with it it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how much you have.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ With every experience you alone are painting your own canvas thought by thought choice by choice.
  • Oprah Winfrey~ You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.
  • Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
  • Order marches with weighty and measured strides. Disorder is always in a hurry. -Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Organized Religion gave us the Dark Ages!
  • Orgasm Donor!
  • Orison Swett Marden~ All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
  • Orlando A. Battista~ An error doesnt become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
  • Orlando A. Battista~ The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while theyre alive.
  • Orlando A. Battista~ Whats done to children they will do to society.
  • Orson Scott Card~ Your work is first learning is first winning is everything because without it there is nothing.
  • Orson Welles~ Gluttony is not a secret vice.
  • Orson Welles~ Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
  • Oscar Fingall OFlahertie Wills Wilde~ Always love your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
  • Oscar Fingall OFlahertie Wills Wilde~ It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
  • Oscar Fingall OFlahertie Wills Wilde~ Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship and it is far the best ending for one.
  • Oscar Fingall OFlahertie Wills Wilde~ No Ernest dont talk about action. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
  • Oscar Fingall OFlahertie Wills Wilde~ When good Americans die they go to Paris.
  • Oscar Hammerstein II~ Do you love me because Im beautiful or am I am beautiful because you love me
  • Oscar Hammerstein II~ You gotta have a dream. If you dont have a dream how you gonna make a dream come true (South Pacific)
  • Oscar Levant~ I once said cynically of a politician Hell doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.
  • Oscar Levant~ The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt too.
  • Oscar Wilde~ A little sincerity is a dangerous thing and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
  • Oscar Wilde~ A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
  • Oscar Wilde~ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes they forgive them.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
  • Oscar Wilde~ I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
  • Oscar Wilde~ I am not young enough to know everything.
  • Oscar Wilde~ I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
  • Oscar Wilde~ I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions their lives a mimicry their passions a quotation.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on ones nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Perhaps after all America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
  • Oscar Wilde~ The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
  • Oscar Wilde~ To get back my youth I would do anything in the world except take exercise get up early or be respectable.
  • Oscar Wilde~ To lose one parent Mr Worthing may be regarded as a misfortune to lose both looks like carelessness.
  • Oscar Wilde~ We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
  • Oscar Wilde~ Why was I born with such contemporaries
  • Ostentation is the signal flag of hypocrisy. - Edwin Hubbel Chapin
  • Oswald Spengler~ Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
  • Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. -Les Brown
  • Otto von Bismark~ A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design humanity in the execution moderation in success.
  • Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
  • Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
  • Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits. -Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Our character is shaped as much by our failures as it is by our successes. (John Gray)
  • Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking. -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  • Our energy is in proportion to the resistance it meets. -William Hazlitt
  • Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.
  • Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. -Thomas A. Edison
  • Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it. -Unknown Author
  • Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. -Charles F. Kettering
  • Our job is not to set things right but to see them right. -Eric Butterworth
  • Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for ourselves.
  • Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand. -Thomas Carlyle
  • Our own heart, and not other men's opinions, forms our true honor. -Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings. -John F. Kennedy
  • Our teacher talks to herself does yours? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening!
  • Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon or too late. (Sam Levenson)
  • Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. (Kristen Stendahl)
  • Our work is the presentation of our capabilities. -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
  • Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. - Howard Mumford Jones
  • Out damn spot!
  • Out for the Countby Esau Stars
  • Out of Body, be back in five
  • Out of difficulties grow miracles. -Jean De La Bruyere
  • Out of the Broom Closet.
  • Outer agitation reveals inner instability.
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
  • Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant
  • Over the years, I've had hundreds of shots blocked. You've got to go in and take chances. -John Havlicek
  • Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?".
  • Ovid~ Its useful that there should be Gods so lets believe there are.
  • Ovid~ Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it will be fish.
  • Ovid~ Love is a driver bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
  • Ovid~ My hopes are not always realized but I always hope.
  • Ovid~ Nothing is stronger than habit.
  • Ovid~ Take rest a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.
  • Ovid~ The result justifies the deed.
  • Ovid~ We two are to ourselves a crowd.
  • Owners of digital watches: Your day's are numbered!
  • P Barnum~ Advertising is like learning - a little is a dangerous thing.
  • P. G. Wodehouse~ The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
  • P.L. Berger~ In science as in love too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
  • POKER, A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
  • POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."
  • Pablo Casals~ Music is the divine way to tell beautiful poetic things to the heart.
  • Pablo Neruda~ Es tan corto el amor y tan largo el olvido.
  • Pablo Picasso~ Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.
  • Pablo Picasso~ Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
  • Pablo Picasso~ Give me a museum and Ill fill it.
  • Pablo Picasso~ Id like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
  • Painting is just another way of keeping a diary. -Pablo Picasso
  • Pamela Ribon~ When you live in Texas every single time you see snow its magical.
  • Pamela Vaull Starr~ Reach high for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep for every dream precedes the goal.
  • Pancho Villa~ Dont let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
  • Panic now and avoid the rush.
  • Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
  • Parental Observations: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
  • Parental Observations: Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
  • Parental Observations: Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
  • Parents get excited about the first steps and words of their children, then spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
  • Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly. - George Raft
  • Pascal~ Human beings must be known to be loved but Divine beings must be loved to be known.
  • Pass with care. I chew tobacco.
  • Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
  • Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before.
  • Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before. (Andrew Edgerton)
  • Pat Conroy~ Ive always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
  • Pat Elphinstone~ The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank its time to turn off the sound.
  • Pat Hall~ Get the best out of your body that you can get.
  • Paterculus~ His intelligence seized on a subject his genius embraced it his eloquence illuminated it.
  • Patience accomplishes its object, while hurry speeds to its ruin. (Saadi, Persian poet)
  • Patience and tenacity of purpose are worth more than twice their weight of cleverness. -Thomas Henry Huxley
  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
  • Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. -Napoleon Hill
  • Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.
  • Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
  • Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
  • Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
  • Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
  • Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
  • Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
  • Patricia Sampson~ Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom and being ones own person is its ultimate reward.
  • Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?
  • Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
  • Paul Cezanne~ We live in a rainbow of Chaos.
  • Paul Crickmore~ Youve never been lost until youve been lost at Mach .
  • Paul Eldridge~ In the spider-web of facts many a truth is strangled.
  • Paul Engle~ Wisdom is knowing when you cant be wise.
  • Paul Erlich~ The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
  • Paul Fix~ The only reason some people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
  • Paul Gauguin~ Life being what it is one dreams of revenge.
  • Paul Goodman~ Enjoyment is not a goal it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
  • Paul Hawken~ Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
  • Paul Jones~ It seems to be a law of nature inflexible and inexorable That those who will not risk cannot win.
  • Paul Karl Feyerabend~ The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
  • Paul Louis Courier~ The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.
  • Paul Pearsall~ We come to feel as we behave.
  • Paul Rudnick~ There is only one blasphemy and that is the refusal to experience joy.
  • Paul Sadler~ The goal of every married couple indeed every Christian home should be to make Christ the Head the Counselor and the Guide.
  • Paul Sherer~ They crucified Jesus not because they disliked what he said but because they couldnt take it
  • Paul Sweeney~ True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.
  • Paul Tillich~ Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to fulfill his destiny.
  • Paul Tillich~ The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself in spite of being unacceptable.
  • Paul Valery~ A man who is of sound mind is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.
  • Paul Valery~ God made everything out of nothing but the nothingness shows through.
  • Paul Valery~ That which has been believed by everyone always and everywhere has every chance of being false.
  • Paul, please pause for proper applause.
  • Pavlov: Name ring a bell?
  • Paxton Blair~ A grownup is a child with layers on.
  • Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes.
  • Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
  • Paying attention to simple little things that most men neglect makes a few men rich. -Henry Ford
  • Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we may be permitted to pursue it. -Thomas Jefferson
  • Peace be upon your Savior.
  • Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding. - Albert Einstein
  • Peace is not the absence of trouble, but the presence of God. (Steve Dow)
  • Pearl Bailey~ We must change in order to survive.
  • Pearl Bailey~ You never find yourself until you face the truth.
  • Pearl Sydenstricker Buck~ All things are possible until they are proved impossible-even the impossible may only be so as of now.
  • Pearl Sydenstricker Buck~ Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
  • Pearl Sydenstricker Buck~ Hunger makes thief of any man.
  • Pearl Sydenstricker Buck~ Praise out of season or tactlessly bestowed can freeze the heart as much as blame.
  • Peggy Noonan~ You dont have to be old in America to say of a world you lived in That world is gone.
  • Penny wise, pound foolish.
  • People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
  • People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.
  • People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals-that is, goals that do not inspire them. -Anthony Robbins
  • People do not quit playing because they grow old. They grow old because they quit playing. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
  • People don't own cats, cats own people.
  • People forget how fast you did a job- but they remember how well you did it.
  • People in power need the power of prayer.
  • People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'. - Dave Barry
  • People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. - Louise Hay
  • People never say, "It's only a game", when they're winning.
  • People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing-that's why we recommend it daily. -Zig Ziglar
  • People only see what they're prepared to see. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good things to them.
  • People pledging plenty of pennies.
  • People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.
  • People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way. - A. C. Benson
  • People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H.
  • People that are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. -Walter Lippmann
  • People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
  • People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people. - Charles F. Kettering
  • People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first - by giving them "Windows for Dummies"
  • People used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch to routine work after getting bored with TV.
  • People who enjoy what they are doing invariably do it well. -Joe Gibbs
  • People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
  • People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
  • People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do. -Albert Hubbard
  • People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
  • People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were.
  • People who value their privileges above their principles, soon lose both.
  • People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most. -Wayne Dyer
  • People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H Comins
  • People with goals succeed because they know where they are going... it's as simple as that. -Earl Nightingale
  • People with true character show it when nobody else is present.
  • People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
  • Perching on heights, give cats a sense of security.
  • Percy Bysshe Shelley~ Fear not for the future weep not for the past.
  • Percy Bysshe Shelley~ History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
  • Peretz Smolenskin~ There are many fine ideals which are not realisable and yet we do not refrain from teaching them.
  • Perfectly Pagan!
  • Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
  • Pericles~ Trees though they are cut and lopped grow up again quickly but if men are destroyed it is not easy to get them again.
  • Persian Mystic Poem~ Split the atoms heart and low Within it thou wilt find a sun.
  • Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel.
  • Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. -Napoleon Hill
  • Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure. -Edward Eggleston
  • Persius~ He conquers who endures.
  • Pessimism never won any battle. -Dwight D Eisenhower
  • Pete Seeger~ Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you dont.
  • Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
  • Peter Borden~ Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
  • Peter Brodie~ There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to boast of not knowing it.
  • Peter De Vries~ My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
  • Peter De Vries~ The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
  • Peter De Vries~ The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
  • Peter Drucker~ Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked leadership is defined by results not attributes.
  • Peter Drucker~ The most important thing in communication is to hear what isnt being said.
  • Peter Drucker~ Unless commitment is made there are only promises and hopes... but no plans.
  • Peter Drucker~ When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
  • Peter Gray~ One must love a cat on its own terms.
  • Peter Marshall~ Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
  • Peter McArthur~ A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
  • Peter McArthur~ Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
  • Peter McWilliams~ Acceptance is such an important commodity some have called it the first law of personal growth.
  • Peter McWilliams~ Resentment is anger directed at others - at what they did or did not do.
  • Peter McWilliams~ The simple solution for disappointment depression Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
  • Peter McWilliams~ To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.
  • Peter T. McIntyre~ Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
  • Peter Ustinov~ By increasing the size of the keyhole todays playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.
  • Peter Ustinov~ Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
  • Peter Ustinov~ Critics search for ages for the wrong word which to give them credit they eventually find.
  • Peter Ustinov~ If the world should blow itself up the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it cant be done.
  • Peter Ustinov~ In America through pressure of conformity there is freedom of choice but nothing to choose from.
  • Peter Ustinov~ Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
  • Peter Ustinov~ The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
  • Peter Ustinov~ To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
  • Peter York~ Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
  • Peter de Gaston Levis~ To judge the real importance of an individual we should think of the effect his death would produce.
  • Petrarch~ Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
  • Phaedrus~ Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
  • Phaedrus~ Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble.
  • Phaedrus~ There is danger in both belief and unbelief.
  • Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield~ A weak mind is like a microscope which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.
  • Philip Dormer Stanhope~ Democracy means government by the uneducated while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
  • Philip Guedalla~ History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
  • Philip James Bailey~ It matters not how long we live but how.
  • Philip K. Dick~ Reality is that which when you stop believing in it doesnt go away.
  • Philip Robinson~ And when the future hinges on the next words that are said Dont let logic interfere believe your heart instead.
  • Philip Skelton~ History makes us some amends for the shortness of life.
  • Philippians Bible~ Look not every man on his own things but every man also on the things of others.
  • Philippians NIV Bible~ I thank my God everytime I remember you.
  • Philip~ Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
  • Philip~ If anything is certain it is that change is certain. The world we are planning for today will not exist in this form tomorrow.
  • Philip~ Making a wrong decision is understandable. Refusing to search continually for learning is not.
  • Philip~ Selecting the right person for the right job is the largest part of coaching.
  • Phillip Earl Stanhope~ Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
  • Philo Vance~ The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls you produce intelligence.
  • Philosophy can not be attained from text on a page... it comes from with the soul.
  • Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
  • Phish~ Cant I live while Im young
  • Phocion~ Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
  • Phyllis Bottome~ There are two ways of meeting difficulties You alter the difficulties or you alter yourself to meet them.
  • Phyllis Diller~ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • Phyllis Theroux~ To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.
  • Picture in your mind a sense of personal destiny. -Wayne Oates
  • Piero Ferrucci~ Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure.
  • Pierre Corneille~ Love lives on hope and dies when hope is dead
  • Pierre Corneille~ When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph.
  • Pierre Corneille~ When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
  • Pierre Elliott Trudeau~ The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
  • Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
  • Pinarius~ As thou hast sown so shall thou reap.
  • Pindar~ Sweet is war to those who know it not.
  • Pirates Private Property
  • Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl~ Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
  • Piss out the fire, call the dogs, and lets go home.
  • Pissing off the world one person at a time
  • Pittacus~ Know the right moment.
  • Pittacus~ The measure of a man is what he does with power.
  • Plague-bearing prairie dogs.
  • Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!
  • Planning is bringing the future into the present so that you can do something about it now. -Alan Lakein
  • Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness. -Lois L. Kaufman
  • Plato~ Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
  • Plato~ False words are not only evil in themselves but they infect the soul with evil.
  • Plato~ Friends have all things in common.
  • Plato~ One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
  • Plato~ So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain namely that nothing is certain.
  • Plato~ The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
  • Plato~ The hour of departure has arrived and we go our ways - I to die and you to live. Which is better God only knows.
  • Plato~ The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.
  • Plato~ There are three arts which are concerned with all things one which uses another which makes and a third which imitates them.
  • Plato~ There is no such thing as a lovers oath.
  • Plato~ When there is an income tax the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
  • Plato~ Wise men talk because they have something to say fools because they have to say something.
  • Plautus~ He means well is useless unless he does well.
  • Playin poker with the pros (he's dead).
  • Playing safe is only playing. -Chuck Olson
  • Pleasure in the job put perfection in the work. -Aristotle
  • Plenty of love, Tons of kisses, Hope some day, To be your Mrs.
  • Pliny the Elder~ In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
  • Pliny the Elder~ The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
  • Pliny the Younger~ An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
  • Plotinus~ Knowledge if it does not determine action is dead to us.
  • Plutarch~ An old doting fool with one foot already in the grave.
  • Plutarch~ For to err in opinion though it be not the part of wise men is at least human.
  • Plutarch~ No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.
  • Plutarch~ Silence at the proper season is wisdom and better than any speech.
  • Plutarch~ The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.
  • Plutarch~ To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
  • Po Bronson~ As I get older Ive learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.
  • Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. (Carl Sandburg)
  • Poets need not go to Niagara to write about the force of falling water. -Robert Frost
  • Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing! - Dutch Boyd
  • Poker is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. ~Raymond Chandler
  • Poker is... a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. - David A Daniel
  • Poker's a day to learn and a lifetime to master. ~Robert Williamson III
  • Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown. ~Ambrose Bierce
  • Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking. ~Nick Dandalos
  • Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
  • Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
  • Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
  • Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
  • Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
  • Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
  • Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
  • Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
  • Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
  • Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
  • Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
  • Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
  • Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell coward at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
  • Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
  • Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.
  • Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on America's Most Wanted.
  • Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do. -John C. Maxwell
  • Politically Correct: The cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.
  • Politically Correct: The cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools.
  • Politically Correct: The cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.
  • Politically Correct: The cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.
  • Politically Correct: The cat is not a shedding machine; she is a hair relocation stylist.
  • Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites)
  • Politics: Poly.
  • Polly Whitney~ Misanthropes need people without a steady supply the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.
  • Pooped purple pelicans.
  • Poor planning on your part does not create an emergency on my part.
  • Pope John Paul II~ The truth is not always the same as the majority decision.
  • Pope John XXIII~ Men are like wine some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age.
  • Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.
  • Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
  • Positive thinking won't let you do anything but it will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
  • Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot.
  • Poverty is not the root cause of crime. -Rush Limbaugh
  • Power on, Magic on, All systems are go, We have lift out!
  • Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers. -Austin O'malley
  • Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
  • Practicing Rampant Nonjudgementalism!
  • Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
  • Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as blame. -Pearl S. Buck
  • Praise your children openly, reprove them secretly. (W. Cecil)
  • Pray as if everything depended on GOD, Act as if everything depended on yourself!
  • Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for. -Dag Hammerskjold
  • Pray, let the SON in - Smile and let him OUT!
  • Prayer is the key to Heaven, but faith unlocks the door.
  • Prayer is the key to Heaven, but faith unlocks the door. (Mosie Lister)
  • Praying is hard; living without it is harder.
  • Prescription for all that ails you .... a hug!
  • Presence is more than just being there. -Malcolm S. Forbes
  • Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue....
  • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
  • Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children. -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • Pride is something we have. Vanity is something others have.
  • Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
  • Prince Klemens Wenzel Nepomuk Lothar von Metternich~ I came into the world either too early or too late at present I am good for nothing.
  • Prince Klemens Wenzel Nepomuk Lothar von Metternich~ The obvious is always least understood
  • Prince Otto~ Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
  • Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
  • Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco~ Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
  • Pro-Free Speech. Pro-Gun. Pro-Choice. PRO-FREEDOM!
  • Probably no greater honor can come to any man than the respect of his colleagues. -Cary Grant
  • Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. (Henry J. Kaiser)
  • Procrastinate Later!
  • Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -Don Marquis
  • Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
  • Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
  • Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
  • Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
  • Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. -Frederick Wilcox
  • Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies. -Robert Kennedy
  • Proofread carefully, to see if you any words out.
  • Prosperity belongs to those who learn new things the fastest. -Paul Zane Pilzer
  • Protagoras~ Man is the measure of all things.
  • Protected by Witchcraft!
  • Proud to be a Democrat!
  • Psychiatrist to his nurse: Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse. '
  • Publilius Syrus~ A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
  • Publilius Syrus~ A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Beware the fury of a patient man.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Depend not on fortune but on conduct.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
  • Publilius Syrus~ I have often regretted my speech never my silence.
  • Publilius Syrus~ If you wish to reach the highest begin at the lowest.
  • Publilius Syrus~ In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
  • Publilius Syrus~ It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.
  • Publilius Syrus~ It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
  • Publilius Syrus~ It is more tolerable to be refused than deceived.
  • Publilius Syrus~ It is only the ignorant who despise education.
  • Publilius Syrus~ It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Money alone sets all the world in motion.
  • Publilius Syrus~ No one knows what he can do till he tries.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Prosperity makes friends adversity tries them.
  • Publilius Syrus~ The happy man is not he who seems thus to others but who seems thus to himself.
  • Publilius Syrus~ To do two things at once is to do neither.
  • Publilius Syrus~ To-day is the pupil of yesterday.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
  • Publilius Syrus~ Valor grows by daring fear by holding back.
  • Publilius Syrus~ We desire nothing so much as what we ought not to have.
  • Publilius Syrus~ We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
  • Publilius Syrus~ While we stop to think we often miss our opportunity.
  • Publilius Syrus~ You should go to a pear tree for pears not to an elm.
  • Publilius Syrus~ You should not live one way in private another in public.
  • Publius Celsus~ There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
  • Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats sometimes also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain
  • Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
  • Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
  • Purrinoia: fear that the cat is up to something.
  • Purrrvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
  • Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. -Solon
  • Putting off an easy thing makes it hard. Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible. -Charles E. Wilson
  • Pythagoras~ Above all things reverence yourself.
  • Pythagoras~ Do not talk a little on many subjects but much on a few.
  • Pythagoras~ In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
  • Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
  • Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
  • Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
  • Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
  • Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.
  • Q. How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
  • Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
  • Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
  • Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
  • Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
  • Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
  • Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
  • Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
  • Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
  • Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
  • Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
  • Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
  • Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
  • Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
  • Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.
  • Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.
  • Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda. . . because the apostles were all in one Accord.
  • Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
  • Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
  • Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
  • Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
  • Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
  • Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
  • Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
  • Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
  • Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
  • Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: For 2-4 years.
  • Q. Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
  • Q. Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes? A. To remind her that toes go in first.
  • Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
  • Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
  • Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too
  • Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
  • Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
  • Q. Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships? A. Because sheep would be too obvious
  • Q. Why is a dog scared of a fire? A. It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
  • Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
  • Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
  • Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
  • Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
  • Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
  • Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
  • Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
  • Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
  • Q: Did you hear about the new morning after pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
  • Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new Stealth Condom? A: They'll never see you coming.
  • Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.
  • Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
  • Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.
  • Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
  • Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
  • Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
  • Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
  • Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
  • Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
  • Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
  • Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
  • Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
  • Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT! ! ! He didn't.
  • Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!
  • Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
  • Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.
  • Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

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