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  • Dag Hammarskjld~ It is easy to be nice even to an enemy - from lack of character.
  • Dag Hammarskjld~ It is more noble to give yourself completely to one individual than to labor diligently for the salvation of the masses.
  • Dag Hammarskjld~ It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became the tool of evil.
  • Dag Hammarskjld~ Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.
  • Dag Hammarskjld~ You are... the lens in the beam. You can only receive give and possess the light as the lens does.
  • Dain bramaged!
  • Daisaku Ideda~ With love and patience nothing is impossible.
  • Daisy Bates~ From without no wonderful effect is wrought within ourselves unless some interior responding wonder meets it.
  • Dale Berra~ You cant compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
  • Dale Carnegie~ Any fool can criticize condemn and complain - and most fools do.
  • Dale Carnegie~ Remember happiness doesnt depend on who you are or what you have it depends solely upon what you think.
  • Damien Hess~ Service... Giving what you dont have to give. Giving when you dont need to give. Giving because you want to give.
  • Dan Bellack~ Life is too short for traffic.
  • Dan Burrus~ I think all of us are looking at the future with yesterdays eyes.
  • Dan Issel~ It may be five years from now but at some point well be better than them.
  • Dan Quayle~ A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
  • Dan Quayle~ For NASA space is still a high priority.
  • Dan Quayle~ I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
  • Dan Quayle~ Its time for the human race to enter the solar system.
  • Dan Quayle~ Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
  • Dan Quayle~ One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president and that one word is to be prepared.
  • Dan Quayle~ Public speaking is very easy.
  • Dan Quayle~ Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
  • Dan Quayle~ We have a firm commitment to NATO we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
  • Dan Quayle~ Welcome to President Bush Mrs. Bush and my fellow astronauts.
  • Dan Quayle~ Were all capable of mistakes but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
  • Dan Quisenberry~ The future is much like the present only longer.
  • Dan Rather~ An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
  • Dan Seligman~ A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit but only temporarily.
  • Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins!
  • Dandemis~ Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
  • Daniel Defoe~ The best of men cannot suspend their fate The good die early and the bad die late.
  • Daniel J. Boorstin~ Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
  • Daniel Patrick Moynihan~ The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.
  • Danielle Donoho~ We can be honest without saying what we mean to say we can talk about the weather while ignoring the rain.
  • Danny Kaye~ Life is a great big canvas throw all the paint on it you can.
  • Danny McGoorty~ I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
  • Dante Alighieri~ A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
  • Dante Alighieri~ A great flame follows a little spark.
  • Dante Alighieri~ For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act
  • Dante Alighieri~ In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
  • Dante Gabriel Rossetti~ The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
  • Daphne du Maurier~ Writers should be read but neither seen nor heard.
  • Dare To Think For Yourself.
  • Dare to be naive. ~Buckminster Fuller
  • Darius Ogden Mills~ I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself that my future lay in my own hands.
  • Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
  • Darwin and the Dead KNOW better NOW.
  • Dave Barry~ What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
  • David A. Cronin~ I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve pick the one that sounds the best and go with that one.
  • David Bissonette~ But of all plagues good Heaven thy wrath can send Save me oh save me from the candid friend.
  • David Dean Rusk~ The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more its kicked in the flanks.
  • David Fasold~ Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.
  • David G. Farragut~ Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead
  • David Hume~ Art may make a suit of clothes but nature must produce a man.
  • David Hume~ Beauty in things exist in the mind which contemplates them.
  • David Hume~ History is the discovering of the constant and universal principles of human nature.
  • David Joseph Schwartz~ Do what you fear and fear disappears.
  • David Joseph Schwartz~ The success combination in business is Do what you do better...and Do more of what you do...
  • David Layson~ Anarchy is not chaos but order with out control.
  • David Letterman~ Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
  • David Letterman~ Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
  • David Lloyd George~ Dont be afraid to take a big step. You cant cross a chasm in two small jumps.
  • David McCord~ I want to know not his earning power but his yearning power.
  • David McCullough~ Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
  • David Merrick~ Its not enough that I should succeed - others should fail.
  • David Ogilvie~ The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
  • David P Gardner~ We learn simply by the exposure of living and what we learn most natively is the tradition in which we live.
  • David Reisman~ Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
  • David Russell~ We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
  • David Starr Jordan~ There is no real excellence in all this world Which can be separated from right living.
  • David Starr Jordan~ Wisdom is know what to do next virtue is doing it.
  • David Viscott~ In the end the only people who fail are those who do not try.
  • David Wilkerson~ Love is not something you feel. Its something you do.
  • David wasn't thinking of being king when he was tending sheep; he was just doing what God sat before him. -John Fisher
  • Davis Love Jr.~ When its breezy hit it easy.
  • Dawson Trottman~ Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
  • Days are scrolls: Write on them only what you want remembered. -Bach Ya-ibn Pakuda
  • Dazed and Confused~ Pink All Im saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
  • Dazed and Confused~ Wooderson Thats what I like about these high school girls I keep getting older they stay the same age.
  • Dbjanski~ Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.
  • Dead cat bounce - An automatic recovery in a financial market.
  • Dead men tell no tales... unless you're in forensics.
  • Deader than 4 O'Clock.
  • Deaf rage that hears no leader. [Ger., Dem tauben Grimm, der keinen Fuhrer hort.] - Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
  • Dean Martin~ If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt.
  • Deane Jordan~ The Statue of Liberty is not that monuments name. It is Liberty Enlightening the World.
  • Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money.
  • Death Before Dishonor. Nothing Before Coffee!
  • Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. -From a Headstone in Ireland
  • Debate is the death of conversation. - Emil Ludwig
  • Decency is a relative thing
  • Decide carefully, exactly what you want in life, then work like mad to make sure you get it! -Hector Crawford
  • Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. -Bill Cosby
  • Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
  • Decision and determination are the engineer and fireman of our train to opportunity and success.
  • Decision and determination are the engineer and fireman of our train to opportunity and success. -Burt Lawlor
  • Declawing a cat is the same as cutting a hooman's fingers off at the knuckle.
  • Deeds of kindness are equal in weight to all the commandments. -The Talmud
  • Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. -John L. Motley
  • Deep, dark jungle.
  • Deepak Chopra~ Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
  • Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
  • Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. - Evan Esar
  • Definition of a prostitute: Receiver of swollen goods.
  • Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many. . . . Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
  • Delay is the deadliest form of denial. -C Northcote Parkinson
  • Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too. -Robert Half
  • Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. -Charles De Gaulle
  • Delores Seats~ Inquisitiveness and strength make me want to rise above my valley-bound brothers. I must reach the summit to see the truth.
  • Democracy is based upon the conviction that there are extraordinary possibilities in ordinary people.
  • Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. (Winston Churchill)
  • Demolition Derby is a cat-oriented pastime.
  • Demosthenes~ All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
  • Demosthenes~ Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
  • Demosthenes~ Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes that he also believes to be true.
  • Demosthenes~ The fact speak for themselves.
  • Denis Diderot~ Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it for it is ice-cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.
  • Denis Watley~ Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
  • Denis Watley~ Mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience.
  • Denis Watley~ You must learn from your past mistakes but not lean on your past successes.
  • Denise Dobbs~ Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
  • Dennis Miller~ We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small sweet and coming out of a funny plastic head.
  • Dentist to parsimonious patient No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!
  • Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R. E. Shay
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • Derek Curtis Bok~ If you think education is expensive try ignorance.
  • Desiderius Erasmus~ It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what he is.
  • Desiderius Erasmus~ War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
  • Desiderius Erasmus~ When I get a little money I buy books. And if there is any left over I buy food.
  • Desire awakens only those things that are thought possible. -Rene Descartes
  • Despatch is the soul of business. - Philip Dormer Stanhope
  • Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
  • Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes. -Goethe
  • Determination is the wake-up call to the human will. -Anthony Robbins
  • Determination, patience and courage are the only things needed to improve any situation. -Unknown Author
  • Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you'll never cease to grow. -Anthony J. D'Angelo
  • Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. -Dale Carnegie
  • Dexter Yager~ Dont ever let anyone steal your dreams.
  • Diana Black~ If dogs could talk perhaps wed find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
  • Diane Ackerman~ Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary yet no one agrees on just what it is.
  • Dianne Hales~ Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing quiet activities that will help you relax.
  • Diapers are Disposable... BABIES ARE NOT! Stop abortion!
  • Dick Butkus~ I wouldnt ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was you know important like a league game or something.
  • Dick Cavett~ Im perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms. which doesnt abbreviate anything except common sense.
  • Dick Cavett~ Its a rare person who wants to hear what he doesnt want to hear.
  • Dick Werthimer~ The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
  • Did Noah include termites on the ark?
  • Did the bionic monster have a brother? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
  • Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
  • Did you check if your horn works?
  • Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.
  • Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, Taxi!
  • Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)
  • Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
  • Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
  • Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
  • Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
  • Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?
  • Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
  • Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
  • Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.
  • Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
  • Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
  • Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
  • Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the Vacant sign up?
  • Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
  • Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
  • Did you hear about the blonde who was an M. D. --Mentally Deficient?
  • Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
  • Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog? He was dense and wet!
  • Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
  • Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
  • Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  • Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? . . . A month later he was picking his teeth
  • Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
  • Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
  • Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
  • Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying no? No. Oh, so it's you!
  • Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
  • Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
  • Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
  • Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
  • Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
  • Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father? They called him Dad!
  • Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges?
  • Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
  • Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
  • Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
  • Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag. mons
  • Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.
  • Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
  • Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it Ham Hocks.
  • Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
  • Did you hear about the redneck who died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
  • Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
  • Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot? He flew 57 missions!
  • Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
  • Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.
  • Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.
  • Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
  • Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!
  • Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
  • Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
  • Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
  • Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
  • Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
  • Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
  • Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
  • Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
  • Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!
  • Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
  • Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
  • Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that love handles referred to her ears?
  • Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
  • Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph. D. What does Ph. D. stand for? in his case, Pin-headed Dope.
  • Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
  • Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man?
  • Didn't I warn you-Huh-Didn't I tell you one of 'em was going to win!?? So now, what do we do? -Jack Norris
  • Dieting is wishful shrinking.
  • Dietrich Bonhoeffer~ To endure the cross is not tragedy it is the suffering which is the fruit of an exclusive allegiance to Jesus Christ.
  • Different drummer? I'm my own band!
  • Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. -William Ellery Channing
  • Dig yourself out of a hole.
  • Dijon vu! - the same mustard as before.
  • Diligence is the mother of good luck.
  • Diligence is the mother of good luck. - Benjamin Franklin
  • Dinah Mulock Craik~ There never was night that had no morn.
  • Dinah Shore~ Trouble is part of your life and if you dont share it you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
  • Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
  • Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
  • Diogenes the Cynic~ Most men are within a fingers breadth of being mad.
  • Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your own way.
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!', till you can find a rock.
  • Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed.
  • Discipline is remembering what you want.
  • Discipline is remembering what you want. -David Campbell
  • Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments.
  • Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all. -George Washington
  • Discipline without freedom is tyranny. Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower)
  • Disco still sucks!
  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
  • Disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
  • Diversity is the spice of life.
  • Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
  • Do as a I say, not as I do.
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Do it to me one more time ...
  • Do not bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -Willam Faulkner
  • Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress. -Alfred A. Montapert
  • Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a new trail.
  • Do not hold everything as gold which shines like gold. - Alanus de Insulus (Alain de l'Isle)
  • Do not let the future be held hostage by the past.
  • Do not let what you can't do interfere with what you can do. -John Wooden
  • Do not let your fears choose your destiny. -Author unknown
  • Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand. -Euripides
  • Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model. -Vincent Van Gogh
  • Do not start with me. You will not win.
  • Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence.
  • Do or do not. There is no try. -Yoda
  • Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
  • Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.
  • Do the AM radio stations actually change to PM stations after twelve noon?
  • Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.
  • Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • Do whatever it takes to get the job done!
  • Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
  • Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good!
  • Do you know the 20th President of the United States? No, we were never introduced!
  • Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom! I see an angel.
  • Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing! -Donald Gardner
  • Do you like my new baby sister? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
  • Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
  • Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
  • Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
  • Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
  • Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
  • Do you think you could drive any better with that car phone stuck up your BUTT?
  • Do you think you'd drive any better with that phone up your ass?
  • Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
  • Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
  • Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
  • Do's and don'ts influence wills and won'ts.
  • Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
  • Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
  • Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!
  • Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
  • Doctor I keep thinking I'm God. When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth
  • Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
  • Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog. What's wrong with that? I think I'm going to croak
  • Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider. What a web of lies!
  • Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!
  • Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me. One at a time please
  • Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in. What about a matchbox!
  • Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake. Sleep in another room then!
  • Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
  • Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
  • Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
  • Doctor I think I'm a moth. Get out of the way, your in my light!
  • Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!
  • Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! . Didn't I see you yesterday?
  • Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
  • Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
  • Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas. Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
  • Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
  • Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
  • Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
  • Doctor I've just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name!
  • Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
  • Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?
  • Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!
  • Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liarI can't believe that!
  • Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
  • Doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
  • Doctor my husband smells like fish. Poor sole!
  • Doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
  • Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come inI can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
  • Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there
  • Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
  • Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
  • Doctor's try, Jesus saves!
  • Doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
  • Doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
  • Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Next time, take off the candles.
  • Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
  • Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
  • Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.
  • Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
  • Doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
  • Doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
  • Doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
  • Doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
  • Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
  • Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed. . . you'll soon drop off!
  • Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
  • Does a radioactive cat have 18 halflives?
  • Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
  • Does the information superhighway have any rest stops?
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • Does the universe lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
  • Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
  • Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
  • Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
  • Doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
  • Dogma? I prefer Catma, they cost less to feed.
  • Dogs are like children that you don't have to send to college
  • Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
  • Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
  • Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since you got them.
  • Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.
  • Doing little things with a strong desire to please God makes them really great. (St. Francis de Sales)
  • Doing my Part to P*** off the Religious Right
  • Dolly Parton~ When Im inspired I get excited because I cant wait to see what Ill come up with next.
  • Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
  • Don Delillo~ We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
  • Don Fraser~ A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right though neither believes it.
  • Don Herold~ The brighter you are the more you have to learn.
  • Don Herold~ There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
  • Don Marquis~ Ideas pull the trigger but instinct loads the gun.
  • Don Quixote~ But if you build your life on dreams its prudent to recall a man with moonlight in his hands has nothing there at all.
  • Don Wood~ Stupid is forever ignorance can be fixed.
  • Don't Blame ME, I Voted For McGovern.
  • Don't Like Religion? Don't have One!
  • Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. - Anonymous
  • Don't ask me .... the cats in charge around here.
  • Don't ask what your community can do for you. Ask what you can do for your community.
  • Don't ask what your community can do for you. Ask what you can do for your community. (Steve Andres)
  • Don't ask. - Cat
  • Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.
  • Don't be a BEN brother, should have been, would have been, could have been, or might have been. - Unknown
  • Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides...
  • Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. -David Lloyd George
  • Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.
  • Don't be content with being average. Average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top. -Unknown Author
  • Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.
  • Don't believe everything you think
  • Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
  • Don't count the days, make the days count.
  • Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer!
  • Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink!
  • Don't drop out...of church.
  • Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!
  • Don't eat the yellow snow.
  • Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Indira Gandhi
  • Don't find fault, find a remedy. (Henry Ford)
  • Don't find fault. Find a remedy. -Henry Ford
  • Don't gamble the rent money or you'll land up sleeping on the park bench. -Capt. Summer Fun, Ret.
  • Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.
  • Don't get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn't win. Michael Gersitz
  • Don't get mad, get even!
  • Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
  • Don't give up at half time. Concentrate on winning the second half. -Paul Bear Bryant
  • Don't go into something to test the waters, go into things to make waves. -Unknown Author
  • Don't grieve that your roses have thorns. Rejoice instead that your thorns have roses.
  • Don't hate yourself in the morning... Sleep till noon!
  • Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. -Leo Buscaglia
  • Don't honk! I'm pushing as hard as I can.
  • Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. (Robert Louis Stevenson)
  • Don't kill the dream - execute it!
  • Don't laugh at these fogged up windows. It's your daughter in here.
  • Don't laugh! I just bought this car for my wife. Best deal I ever made!
  • Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. -Richard L. Evans
  • Don't let the computer bugs bite!
  • Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
  • Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.
  • Don't let time take control of your destiny. Let your destiny take control of your time. (Ulrick Ricardo Milord)
  • Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
  • Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. (John Wooden)
  • Don't let you mind wander. It is too little to be left alone.
  • Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.
  • Don't let your mind wonder. It's too little to be left alone.
  • Don't like my driving... Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
  • Don't like my driving? Then QUIT watching me.
  • Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits.
  • Don't make excuses, make good. -Unknown Author
  • Don't miss today, worrying about tomorrow!
  • Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
  • Don't protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
  • Don't read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. (Mary Smich)
  • Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for.
  • Don't rely on feeding dry food as a dental care program - cats need to have their teeth cleaned by a vet.
  • Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been but also where you're going.
  • Don't say" if I could, I would".Say instead "If I can, I will".
  • Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles
  • Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for.
  • Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
  • Don't steal. The government hates competition!
  • Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
  • Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive. - Warren Miller
  • Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
  • Don't think God has a sense of humor? Look at the platypus.
  • Don't think it, ink it. -Mark Victor Hansen
  • Don't think of words when you stop but to see the picture better. -Jack Kerouac
  • Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path.
  • Don't tick him off or he'll bite your head off.
  • Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30.". - Anonymous
  • Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
  • Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
  • Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it.
  • Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. (Albert Camus)
  • Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of recognition.
  • Don't worry about growing older or pleasing others. Please yourself. - David Brown
  • Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
  • Donald Barthelme~ The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
  • Donald Culross Peattie~ Beauty is excrescence superabundance random ebulience and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in its own right.
  • Donald Foster~ No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
  • Donald H. Rumsfeld~ If you are not criticized you may not be doing much.
  • Donald Harington~ There is only one way to come into this world there are too many ways to leave it.
  • Donald Robert Perry Marquis~ An idea isnt responsible for the people who believe in it.
  • Donald Robert Perry Marquis~ Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
  • Donald Robert Perry Marquis~ The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  • Donald Robert Perry Marquis~ When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him Whose
  • Donna Hedges~ Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing.
  • Donnie Brasco~ Lefty A wise guys always right even when hes wrong hes right.
  • Dont assume I Share Your Prejudices
  • Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
  • Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
  • Dont piss me off- I am running out of places to hide the bodies
  • Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries
  • Doris Day~ The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know youll grow out of it.
  • Doris Lessing~ In university they dont tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.
  • Dorothea Dix~ In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.
  • Dorothy Allison~ Change when it comes cracks everything open.
  • Dorothy Day~ The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
  • Dorothy L. Sayers~ The worst sin - perhaps the only sin - passion can commit is to be joyless.
  • Dorothy Parker~ I dont care what is written about me so long as it isnt true.
  • Dorothy Parker~ If you want to know what God thinks of money just look at the people he gave it to.
  • Dorothy Parker~ The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
  • Dorothy Sarnoff~ Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
  • Dorothy, hate Oz, taking the shoes, find your own way home- Toto
  • Dottie Walters~ Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
  • Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
  • Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. -Kahlil Gibran
  • Doubt whom you will, but never yourself. -Christian N. Bovee
  • Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. -Frederick Buechner
  • Doug Ferrari~ MTV is the lava lamp of the s.
  • Doug Gwyn~ Truth is not determined by majority vote.
  • Doug Larson~ A child is a person who cant understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
  • Doug Larson~ A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
  • Doug Larson~ An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
  • Doug Larson~ Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
  • Doug Larson~ If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  • Doug Larson~ If the English language made any sense a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
  • Doug Larson~ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
  • Doug Larson~ The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that theres only one other choice.
  • Doug Larson~ The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
  • Doug McLeod~ I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
  • Douglas Adams~ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  • Douglas Adams~ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
  • Douglas Adams~ Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news which obeys its own special laws.
  • Douglas H. Everett~ Knowing where to lead people is not the same as convincing them to follow you.
  • Douglas Hurd~ It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets.
  • Douglas Jerrold~ Happiness grows at our own firesides and is not to be picked in strangers gardens.
  • Douglas Malloch~ The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
  • Douglas Noel Adams~ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  • Douglas Noel Adams~ I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
  • Douglas Noel Adams~ I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
  • Douglas Noel Adams~ The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks dont.
  • Douglas Noel Adams~ When you blame others you give up your power to change.
  • Dr. Arbthnot~ All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
  • Dr. B. J. Palmer~ We never know how far reaching something we may think say or do today will effect the lives of millions tomorrow.
  • Dr. David M. Burns~ Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people cant accept your imperfections thats their fault.
  • Dr. Karl Menninger~ Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world a prescription often given too rarely taken.
  • Dr. Karl Menninger~ Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am and psychotic means hes even worse than my brother-in-law.
  • Dr. Karl Menninger~ Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.
  • Dr. Laura Schlessinger~ Make decisions from the strong part of you not the weak.
  • Dr. Laura Schlessinger~ People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.
  • Dr. Laura Schlessinger~ Situations reveal who we are they dont create who we are.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Anyone can count the seeds in an apple but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Build a dream and the dream will build you.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Let your imagination release your imprisoned possibilities.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Life is but a moment death also is but another.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ Yes you can be a dreamer and a doer too if you will remove one word from your vocabulary impossible.
  • Dr. Robert Schuller~ You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.
  • Dr. Seuss~ Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
  • Dr. Seuss~ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.
  • Dr. Seuss~ From there to here and here to there funny things are everywhere.
  • Dr. Seuss~ I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephants faithful one hundred percent.
  • Dr. Viktor E Frankl~ Those who have a why to live can bear with almost any how.
  • Dr.~ I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate - its apathy.
  • Dr.~ Love is life. And if you miss love you miss life.
  • Dr.~ Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
  • Dr.~ Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow it only saps today of its joy.
  • Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley
  • Dream as if you'll live forever... live as if you'll die today. -James Dean
  • Dream big and dare to fail. -Norman D. Vaughan
  • Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall at last unveil.
  • Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
  • Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau
  • Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. -Henry David Thoreau
  • Dreams can often become challenging, but challenges are what we live for. -Travis White
  • Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic
  • Drugs cause amnesia...and other things I can't remember.
  • Druids do it in Stone Circles
  • Due to a mutation in an early cat ancestor, one of two genes necessary to taste sweetness may have been lost by the cat family.
  • Duke Ellington~ I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
  • Dumb & Dumber~ Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together
  • Dumb & Dumber~ Lloyd When I met Mary I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where Id do anything to bone her.
  • Duncan Maxwell Anderson~ Remember It is times harder to command the ear than to catch the eye.
  • During a fall from a high place, a cat can reflexively twist its body and right itself using its acute sense of balance and flexibility.
  • During her productive life, one female cat could have more than 100 kittens.
  • Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives.
  • Duty makes us do things well, but love makes us do them beautifully.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and youre a thousand miles from the corn field.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can only as one who has seen its brutality its futility its stupidity.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ I have found out in later years that we were very poor but the glory of America is that we didnt know it then.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is Is it good for America
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ That was and still is the great disaster of my life-that lovely lovely little boy.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ The world moves and ideas that were once good are not always good.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
  • Dwight D Eisenhower~ When you are in any contest you should work as if there were - to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
  • Dwight Lyman Moody~ A little faith will bring your soul to heaven but a lot of faith will bring heaven to your soul.
  • Dwight Lyman Moody~ Character is what you are in the dark.
  • Dyselxics have more fnu
  • Dyslexics Untie!
  • E Pluribus Modem
  • E e cummings~ Id rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.
  • E e cummings~ Im living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
  • E e cummings~ The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
  • E e cummings~ Unless you love someone nothing else makes any sense.
  • E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
  • E. B. White~ Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
  • E. B. White~ The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
  • E. Howard Hunt~ No one is entitled to the truth.
  • E. Joseph Crossman~ Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
  • E. M. Cioran~ Anyone can escape into sleep we are all geniuses when we dream the butchers the poets equal there.
  • E. M. Kelly~ The difference between a boss and a leader a boss says Go - a leader says Lets go
  • E. R. Hazlip~ Friendship is a horizon - which expands whenever we approach it.
  • E. V. Lucas~ One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
  • ETERNITY, it's HELL without Jesus!
  • Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. -Og Mandino
  • Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes
  • Each year, it seems, larger and more daunting mountains of text rise from the lush lowlands of visual reproduction. - Calvin Tomkins
  • Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes.
  • Earl Warren~ It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
  • Earl Warren~ The sports page records peoples accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
  • Earl Warren~ We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. (On assassination of President John F Kennedy(
  • Earl Wilson~ Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
  • Early to bed and early to rise makes a man health, wealthy and wise.
  • Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
  • Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs)
  • Earnst Angst~ Ask not for whom the bell tolls You might get an answer you dont especially like.
  • Earth first! (We'll strip mine the other planets later).
  • Earvin Johnson~ I like bubbles and the whole thing. Thats the fun of taking a bath. (on his new Magics Elixir Bubble Bath)
  • Easy come, easy go.
  • Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
  • Eat my shorts.
  • Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
  • Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
  • Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
  • Ed Gardner~ Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
  • Ed Macauley~ When you are not practicing remember someone somewhere is practicing and when you meet him he will win.
  • Eddie Cantor~ He hasnt an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
  • Eddie Cantor~ Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.
  • Eddie Rickenbacker~ Courage is doing what youre afraid to do. There can be no courage unless youre scared.
  • Edgar Allan Poe~ Convinced myself I seek not to convince.
  • Edgar Allan Poe~ I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity
  • Edgar Allan Poe~ I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
  • Edgar Allan Poe~ Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.
  • Edgar Bergen~ Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
  • Edgar R. Fiedler~ Ask five economists and youll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).
  • Edgar Watson Howe~ Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better.
  • Edgar Watson Howe~ Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
  • Edgar Watson Howe~ What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
  • Edgard Varese~ Everyone is born with genius but most people only keep it a few minutes.
  • Edith Ann~ I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
  • Edith Newbold Jones Wharton~ Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
  • Edith Sitwell~ Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
  • Edith Sitwell~ The public will believe anything so long as it is not founded on truth.
  • Edmond de Concourt~ A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
  • Edmund Burke~ All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.
  • Edmund Burke~ Good order is the foundation of all things.
  • Edmund Burke~ History is a pact between the dead the living and the yet unborn.
  • Edmund Burke~ Our patience will achieve more than our force.
  • Edmund Burke~ The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
  • Edmund Burke~ The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away for expedients and by parts.
  • Edmund Burke~ There is a boundary to mens passions when they act from feelings but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
  • Edmund Spenser~ Sleep after toil port after stormy seas ease after war death after life does greatly please.
  • Edmund Wilson~ There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
  • Edna Ferber~ Perhaps too much of everything is as bad as too little.
  • Edna St. Vincent Millay~ Its not loves going hurts my days But that it went in little ways.
  • Edna St. Vincent Millay~ Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
  • Education is not a preparation for life; education is life itself. - John Dewey
  • Education is the ability to think clearly, act well in the world of work and to appreciate life. -Brigham Young
  • Edward Albee~ I have a fine sense of the ridiculous but no sense of humor.
  • Edward Chilton~ Im worried that the universe will soon need replacing. Its not holding a charge.
  • Edward De Bono~ Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
  • Edward De Bono~ Politics when I am in it makes me sick.
  • Edward Fitzgerald~ Leave well - even pretty well - alone that is what I learn as I get old.
  • Edward George Bulwer-Lytton~ Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
  • Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton~ Dream manfully and nobly and thy dreams shall be prophets.
  • Edward Gibbon~ All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
  • Edward Gibbon~ We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests and you must win.
  • Edward H. Harriman~ Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
  • Edward Irving Koch~ Im not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
  • Edward Irving Koch~ Were in the hands of the state legislature and God but at the moment the state legislature has more to say than God.
  • Edward M. Berckman~ We are meant to be addicted to God but we develop secondary addictions that temporarily appear to fix our problem.
  • Edward Morgan Forster~ I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  • Edward Morgan Forster~ Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
  • Edward Noyes Westcott~ A reasonable amount o fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin over bein a dog mebbe.
  • Edward P. Morgan~ A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it.
  • Edward R. Murrow~ A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
  • Edward R. Murrow~ After last nights debate the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.
  • Edward R. Murrow~ No one can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices.
  • Edward R. Nida~ How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.
  • Edward Shepherd Mead~ Not even computers will replace committees because committees buy computers.
  • Edward Young~ A God all mercy is a God unjust.
  • Edwin Holt Hughes~ If we were to be asked suddenly to give a definition of humility we would doubtless be greatly embarrassed.
  • Edwin W. Edwards~ Hes so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch Minutes.
  • Efficiency is doing better what is already being done. -Peter F. Drucker
  • Efficiency is intelligent laziness. -David Dunham
  • Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction. -John F. Kennedy
  • Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships.
  • Eighty percent of success is showing up. -Woody Allen
  • Eike von Repkow~ He who comes first eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
  • Elain Heffner~ The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
  • Elaine Agather~ Attitude is more important than reality.
  • Elaine Boosler~ Im just a person trapped inside a womans body.
  • Elayne Boosler~ Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ Life is just one damned thing after another.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ Many a mans reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ My father always used to say that when you die if youve got five real friends youve had a great life.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ Responsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.
  • Elbert Hubbard~ We are punished by our sins not for them.
  • Eleanor H. Porter~ Its funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do isnt it
  • Electrician's Hymn -- "Send the Light"
  • Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!
  • Elie Wiesel~ Ultimately the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.
  • Elizabeth Ashley~ In a great romance each person plays a part the other really likes.
  • Elizabeth Barrett Browning~ A womans always younger than a man of equal years.
  • Elizabeth Barrett Browning~ Best be yourself imperial plain and true
  • Elizabeth Barrett Browning~ Measure not the work until the days out and the labor done.
  • Elizabeth Bowen~ If you look at life one way there is always cause for alarm.
  • Elizabeth Bowen~ Illusions are art for the feeling person and it is by art that you live if you do.
  • Elizabeth Cady Stanton~ Nothing strengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individual responsibility.
  • Elizabeth Drew~ The test of literature is I suppose whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it.
  • Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey~ Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.
  • Elizabeth Harrison~ Those who are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticize.
  • Elizabeth II~ I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with eggs during a walkabout on New Zealand visit)
  • Elizabeth II~ It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and all Canadians not just one or two ancestral strains.
  • Elizabeth II~ It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
  • Elizabeth Kenny~ He who angers you conquers you.
  • Elizabeth Stone~ The particular human chain were part of is central to our individual identity.
  • Elizabeth Taylor~ Its not the having its the getting.
  • Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
  • Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
  • Ella Wheeler Wilcox~ All love that has not friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon sand.
  • Ella Wheeler Wilcox~ And from the discontent of one man The worlds best progress springs.
  • Ellen Frankfort~ Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it.
  • Elmer Davis~ The first and great commandment is Dont let them scare you.
  • Elmer Davis~ This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
  • Elmer G. Letterman~ Personality can open doors but only character can keep them open.
  • Elvis Presley~ I dont know anything about music. In my line you dont have to.
  • Elvis Presley~ Id rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.
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  • Emerson Pugh~ If the human mind was simple enough to understand wed be too simple to understand it.
  • Emile Coue~ Every day in every way I am getting better and better.
  • Emily Dickinson~ Anger as soon as fed is dead- Tis starving makes it fat.
  • Emily Dickinson~ I dwell in possibility...
  • Emily Dickinson~ I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
  • Emily Dickinson~ If I can stop one heart from breaking I shall not live in vain.
  • Emily Dickinson~ Theres a certain Slant of light Winter Afternoons - That oppresses like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes -
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ A word is dead when it is said some say. I say it just begins to live that day.
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ I imagine therefore I belong and am free.
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door.
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ Success is counted sweetest by those who neer succeed.
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ The soul should always stand ajar ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.
  • Emily Elizabeth Dickinson~ To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
  • Emily Saliers~ You have to laugh at yourself because youd cry your eyes out if you didnt.
  • Emma Albani~ Unless you know what you want you cant ask for it.
  • Emma Bunton~ You cant change who you are but you can surely make the best of it. And if youve got a thought act on it.
  • Emma Goldman~ Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
  • Emma Goldman~ The strongest bulwark of authority is uniformity the least divergence from it is the greatest crime.
  • Emmet Fox~ Stop thinking about your difficulties whatever they are and start thinking about God instead.
  • Emo Phillips~ Some mornings it just doesnt seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
  • Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. - Andy Warhol
  • Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
  • Endre Balogh~ The man we call a specialist today was formerly called a man with a one-track mind.
  • Energy is equal to desire and purpose. -Sheryl Adams
  • Ennius~ The idle mind knows not what it wants.
  • Enoch Powell~ History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
  • Enough money to burn a wet dog.
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
  • Entertain great hopes. -Robert Frost
  • Enthusiasm can be like a fire that needs an occasional poke with a stick.
  • Enthusiasm glows, radiates, permeates and immediately captures everyone's interest. -Paul J. Meyer
  • Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. -Conrad Hilton
  • Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money, power, and influence. -Henry Chestor
  • Enthusiasm is the leaping lightning, not to be measured by the horse-power of the understanding. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Enthusiasm is the way you trigger other people's emotions so they instinctively help and support you. -Paul Meyer
  • Ephesians Bible~ Wherefore putting away lying speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are members one of another.
  • Epictetus~ A child understands fear and the hurt and hate it brings.
  • Epictetus~ Any one thing in the creation is sufficient to demonstrate a Providence to an humble and grateful mind.
  • Epictetus~ Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
  • Epictetus~ He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not but rejoices for those which he has.
  • Epictetus~ In every affair consider what precedes and what follows and then undertake it.
  • Epictetus~ It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
  • Epictetus~ Know first who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.
  • Epictetus~ Man is troubled not by events but by the meaning he gives them.
  • Epictetus~ No man is free who is not master of himself.
  • Epictetus~ Reason is not measured by size or height but by principle.
  • Epictetus~ There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
  • Epicurus~ The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
  • Epicurus~ We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help when in need.
  • Equal rights for unborn women
  • Erastus Flavel Beadle~ Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not.
  • Eric Bently~ Fashion which elevates the bad to the level of the good subsqequently turns its back on bad and good alike.
  • Eric Hoffer~ Action is at bottom a swinging and flailing of the arms to regain ones balance and keep afloat.
  • Eric Hoffer~ It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love ones neighbor.
  • Eric Hoffer~ Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself and yearns for the impossible.
  • Eric Hoffer~ The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
  • Eric Hoffer~ Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
  • Eric Hoffer~ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
  • Eric Pio~ A family although not a necessity is the ultimate luxury.
  • Eric Pio~ Hollywood actors and actress are not better than you - They just act like they are.
  • Eric Pio~ I am a poet. I lock myself in my room with a type writer so I can talk in terms of the world that has put me here.
  • Eric Pio~ If you know its going to happen theres no need to call it a dream.
  • Eric Pio~ Madonna is just a hooker that doesnt get paid.
  • Eric Pio~ Make friends not enemies and you will always have eyes in the back of your head.
  • Erica Jong~ Love is everything its cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for being brave for risking everything for.
  • Erica Jong~ Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no one to blame.
  • Erich Fromm~ Dreams - A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul.
  • Erich Fromm~ One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.
  • Erich Fromm~ The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.
  • Erich Fromm~ The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.
  • Erich Segal~ Love means never having to say youre sorry.
  • Erma Bombeck~ I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
  • Erma Bombeck~ If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
  • Erma Bombeck~ If you cant make it better you can laugh at it.
  • Erma Bombeck~ It is fast approaching the point where I dont want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
  • Erma Bombeck~ Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves or anyone else and hope for the best.
  • Ernest Dimnet~ All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.
  • Ernest Haskins~ Save a little money each month and at the end of the year youll be surprised at how little you have.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ Before we take to the sea we walk on land. . . Before we create we must understand. . .
  • Ernest Hemingway~ Do not ask for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ Never mistake motion for action.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ When people talk listen completely. Most people never listen.
  • Ernest Hemingway~ When writing a novel a writer should create living people people not characters. A character is a caricature.
  • Ernest Holmen~ Today I live in the quiet joyous expectation of good.
  • Ernest Holmes~ Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer.
  • Ernest Leroy Boyer~ A poor surgeon hurts person at a time. A poor teacher hurts .
  • Ernest Rutherford~ The only possible conclusion that social sciences can draw is some do some dont.
  • Ernesto Che Guevara~ Silence is argument carried out by other means.
  • Ernie Banks~ Lets play two
  • Error always addresses the passions and prejudices; truth scorns such mean intrigue, and only addresses the understanding and the conscience.
  • Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  • Error: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
  • Error:015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
  • Eternity: Smoking or Non-smoking?
  • Ethylene glycol, often used as an automotive antifreeze, is particularly appealing to cats, and as little as a teaspoonful can be fatal.
  • Etty Hillesum~ We have to fight them daily like fleas those many small worries about the morrow for they sap our energies.
  • Eubie~ Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And dont hate nobody.
  • Eubie~ Never trust anyone who wants what youve got. Friend or no envy is an overwhelming emotion.
  • Eudora Welty~ The events of our lives happen in a sequence of time but in their significance to ourselves they find their own order.
  • Eugene Debs~ The most heroic word in all languages is revolution.
  • Eugene McCarthy~ It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
  • Euripides~ A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
  • Euripides~ Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.
  • Euripides~ Do not consider painful what is good for you.
  • Euripides~ I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
  • Euripides~ Judge a tree from its fruit not from the leaves.
  • Euripides~ Light be the earth upon you lightly rest.
  • Euripides~ Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
  • Euripides~ Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
  • Euripides~ Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
  • Euripides~ The man who knows when not to act is wise. To my mind bravery is forethought.
  • Euripides~ The wisest men follow their own direction.
  • Euripides~ There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course a quiet conscience.
  • Euripides~ When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.
  • Euripides~ Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.
  • Eustace Budgell~ Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.
  • Eva Young~ To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
  • Evan Esar~ Most new books are forgotten within a year especially by those who borrow them.
  • Evan Esar~ Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
  • Evangelists = Evils Agents.
  • Evelyn Waugh~ Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
  • Evelyn Waugh~ We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us but for ours to amuse them.
  • Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you?
  • Even a broken watch is correct twice a day.
  • Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts to work. -Anonymous
  • Even as water carves monuments of stone, so do our thoughts shape our character. -Hugh B. Brown
  • Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers
  • Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. -Robert C. Gallagher
  • Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
  • Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
  • Even your family can betray you
  • Evenius~ The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
  • Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account. -Euripides
  • Every Tom, Dick and Harry.
  • Every achievement requires a sacrifice
  • Every bug you find is the last one.
  • Every burden is a blessing. -Robert Schuller
  • Every chance taken is another chance to win. -Unknown Author
  • Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. -Doug Firebaugh
  • Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better. -Emile Coue
  • Every difficulty slurred over will be a ghost to disturb your repose later on. -Rabindranath Tagore
  • Every failure made me more confident. Because I wanted even more to achieve as revenge, to show that I could. -Roman Polanski
  • Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. (Ronnie B. Woods)
  • Every good friend once was a stranger.
  • Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. -John Dewey
  • Every great and commanding movement in the annals of the world is the triumph of enthusiasm. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Every man dies; not every man really lives.
  • Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart)
  • Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him. -Henry Miller
  • Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to save it. -Jean-jacques Rousseau
  • Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
  • Every man's life lies within the present; for the past is spent and done with, and the future is uncertain. -Marcus Aurelius
  • Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent return on energy!
  • Every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born. -Deepak Chopra
  • Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion.
  • Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. -Benjamin Disraeli
  • Every rose has its thorn.
  • Every silver lining has a cloud. - Avon
  • Every situation-nay, every moment-is of infinite worth; for it is the representative of a whole eternity. -Johann Wolfgang Goethe
  • Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
  • Every time I try to define a perfectly stable person, I am appalled by the dullness of that person. -J. D. Griffin
  • Every trial endured and weathered in the right spirit makes a soul nobler and stronger than it was before. -James Buckham
  • Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. (Aesop)
  • Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle and a victory. -Gandhi
  • Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
  • Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die
  • Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  • Everyone enjoys doing the kind of work for which he is best suited. -Napoleon Hill
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
  • Everyone is born a genius. -Buckminster Fuller
  • Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. -Frank A. Clark
  • Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember.
  • Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
  • Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for. -Earl Warren
  • Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
  • Everything depends.
  • Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. -Andre Gide
  • Everything is not gold that one sees shining. [Fr., Que tout n'est pas or c'on voit luire.] - Freire Denise Cordelier
  • Everything is perfect in the universe-even your desire to improve it. -Wayne Dyer
  • Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein)
  • Everything that can be invented, has been invented. - 1899. - Charles H. Duell
  • Everything you can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso
  • Everything you need you already have. -Wayne Oates
  • Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them.
  • Everywhere you look in science, the harder it becomes to understand the universe without God. -Robert Herrman
  • Eve~ Love is blind. It will take over your mind. What you think is love is truly not. You need to elevate your mind.
  • Evil on board.
  • Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
  • Evolve D**M it!
  • Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come -Perry Paxton
  • Excellence is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends.
  • Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way. -Booker T. Washington
  • Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
  • Excuse For Not Having Math Homework: I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
  • Excuse For Not Having Math Homework: I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.
  • Excuse For Not Having Math Homework: I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
  • Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
  • Exodus Bible~ See I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the way...
  • Expect nothing; be prepared for anything. -Samurai Saying
  • Expect to spend an average of $80 per year on vet bills, for the lifetime of each cat you own.
  • Expectations are for the unsure.
  • Expectations are for the unsure. (Peter Walstrom)
  • Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
  • Experience is a good teacher because she gives the text first, the lesson afterward. -Author unknown
  • Express Lane: Five beers or less.
  • Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.
  • Exxon Suxx.
  • Ezra Loomis Pound~ There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at and at .
  • F Scott~ It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they wont save us any more than love did.
  • F Scott~ Its not a slam at you when people are rude-its a slam at the people theyve met before.
  • F. H. Bradley~ Our live experiences fixed in aphorisms stiffen into cold epigrams. Our hearts blood as we write it turns to mere dull ink.
  • F. Hansen~ War will cease when men refuse to fight.
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald~ At our convictions are hills from which we look At they are caves in which we hide.
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald~ In a real dark night of the soul it is always three oclock in the morning day after day.
  • FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
  • Face it, girl, Prince Charming isn't coming. He's living with Mr. Right.
  • Facebook... too cluttered?
  • Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley)
  • Fade Away by Peter Out
  • Failing to plan is a plan to fail. -Effie Jones
  • Failure is a prerequisite for great success. If you want to succeed faster, double your rate of failure. -Brian Tracy
  • Failure is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night.
  • Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
  • Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. -Henry Ford
  • Failure is opportunity in disguise.
  • Failure is success if we learn from it. -Malcom S. Forbes
  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  • Failure is the path of least persistence. -Unknown Author
  • Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement. -Charles F. Kettering
  • Faith Baldwin~ Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness.
  • Faith Is Believing What You Know Ain't So. - Mark Twain
  • Faith is a powerful thing. It often shuts off the rational mind
  • Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations. (Elton Trueblood)
  • Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to.
  • Faith is spiritualized imagination. -Henry Ward Beecher
  • Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done. -Charles Wesley
  • Fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
  • False Frank fled Flo Friday.
  • Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them.
  • Fannie Hurst~ Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.
  • Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. -Theodore Roosevelt
  • Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.
  • Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna W. Chase
  • Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
  • Fate decides who walks into your life, you decide who you let stay, who you let walk away, and who you refuse to let walk out.
  • Father Andrew SDC~ When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came an Indian said simply Ours.
  • Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck!
  • Father Jerome Cummings~ Love is shown in your deeds not in your words.
  • Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
  • Father: Well Son, how are your exam results? Son: They're under waterFather: What do you mean? Son: Below C level!
  • Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really? , what did she say? Son: Baa!
  • Fats Domino~ A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A. M.D. or Ph.D. Unfortunately they dont have a J.O.B.
  • Faye Wattleton~ The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.
  • Fear doesn't overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you.
  • Fear is excitement without breath. -Robert Heller
  • Fear is never a reason for quitting; it is only an excuse. -Norman Vincent Peale
  • Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed. -Michael Pritchard
  • Fear of failure must never be a reason not to try something. -Frederick Smith
  • Feed a cold, starve a fever.
  • Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavor and human creations. -Albert Einstein
  • Felix Cohen~ Generally the theories we believe we call facts and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.
  • Felix G. Rohatyn~ What is desperately needed ... is the skepticism and the sense of history that a liberal arts education provides.
  • Female cats are polyestrous, which means they may have many heat periods over the course of a year.
  • Female felines are superfecund, which means that each of the kittens in her litter can have a different father.
  • Feminism Is The Radical Idea That Women Are People.
  • Feral cats are wild cats that are unfamiliar with humans and roam freely in urban or rural areas.
  • Ferris Buellers Day Off~ Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it.
  • Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
  • Fight like Kilkenny cats - To fight until both parties are destroyed
  • Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
  • Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H.
  • Find a purpose in life so big it will challenge every capacity to be at your best. -David O. McKay
  • Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. -Emily Dickenson
  • Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life. -Harvey Mackay
  • Finer than frogs hair, split three ways.
  • Finley Peter Dunne~ The past always looks better than it was. Its only pleasant because it isnt here.
  • Firefighters are always in heat.
  • First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
  • First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
  • First Hilary, then Jennifer - now us.
  • First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
  • First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
  • First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
  • First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
  • First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. -Epictetus
  • First we form habits, then they form us. Conquer your bad habits or they will conquer you. -Rob Gilbert
  • Fish still swim and Jesus still lives
  • Fishing is not a matter of life or death-it's more important than that.
  • Five fat friars frying flat fish.
  • Five things constitute perfect virtue: gravity, magnanimity, earnestness, sincerity and kindness. -Confucius
  • Fix your eyes on perfection and you make almost everything speed towards it. -William Ellery Channing
  • Flashlight: n. A container for dead batteries.
  • Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.
  • Fletcher Knebel~ Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
  • Flip Wilson~ The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
  • Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
  • Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
  • Flora Colao~ Life is playfulness... we need to play so that we can rediscover the magical around us.
  • Flora Whittemore~ The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
  • Florence Shinn~ Giving opens the way for receiving.
  • Florida Scott-Maxwell~ I grow more intense as I age.
  • Flower A. Newhouse~ Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
  • Flowers grow out of darker moments. -Corita Kent
  • Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
  • Focus on your own D**M Family!
  • Focus on your own damn family!
  • Folks who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. -Elbert Hubbard
  • Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. -James Levin
  • Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight.
  • For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.
  • For God so loved the world He didn't send a committee.
  • For all your days prepare, And meet them ever alike: When you are the anvil, bear-When you are the hammer, strike. -Edwin Markham
  • For an impenetrable shield, stand inside yourself. - Unknown
  • For fast acting relief try slowing down. -Lily Tomlin
  • For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her. -Charles de Gaulle
  • For he who loves must live. - Unknown
  • For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
  • For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland
  • For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. -Judy Garland
  • For love of country.
  • For man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat . .....
  • For me, elegance is not to pass unnoticed but to get to the very soul of what one is. - Christian Lacroix
  • For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe. -Larry Eisenberg
  • For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.
  • For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. -Harry F. Banks
  • For the child of God, death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up.
  • For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
  • For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now?. -Jimmy Dean
  • For what is the best choice, for each individual is the highest it is possible for him to achieve. -Aristotle
  • Ford Maddox~ Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the very worst.
  • Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate
  • Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
  • Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
  • Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner!
  • Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado)
  • Form follows function. - "Lippincott's Magazine", March, 1896. - Louis Henri Sullivan
  • Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune.
  • Forrest Gump~ Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what youre gonna get.
  • Fortune favors the bold. - Terence 190-159 BC
  • Four free-flow pipes flow freely.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are in fact barely presentable.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if hes buying.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ Dont bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections children tend to be sticky.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future dont teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.
  • Fran Lebowitz~ In real life I assure you there is no such thing as algebra.
  • Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.
  • Frances Willard~ The world is wide and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
  • Francis Bacon~ A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
  • Francis Bacon~ Believe not much them that seem to despise riches for they despise them that despair of them.
  • Francis Bacon~ Choose the life that is most useful and habit will make it the most agreeable.
  • Francis Bacon~ Houses are built to live in not to look on therefore let use be preferred before uniformity except where both may be had.
  • Francis Bacon~ I have taken all knowledge to by my province.
  • Francis Bacon~ Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
  • Francis Bacon~ In taking revenge a man is but even with his enemy but in passing it over he is superior.
  • Francis Bacon~ It is as natural to die as to be born and to a little infant perhaps the one is as painful as the other.
  • Francis Bacon~ Nature to be commanded must be obeyed.
  • Francis Bacon~ Nothing is to be feared but fear.
  • Francis Bacon~ The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.
  • Francis Bacon~ The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.
  • Francis Bacon~ Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
  • Francis Edwards~ Alls fair in love and war.
  • Francis Jeffrey~ Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
  • Francis Keppel~ Education is too important to be left solely to the educators.
  • Francis Marion~ Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.
  • Francis Quarles~ Be wisely worldly be not worldly wise.
  • Francis Thompson~ In attempts to improve your character know what is in your power and what is beyond it.
  • Francis William Bourdillon~ The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one Yet the life of a whole life dies When love is done.
  • Francisco El Caudillo Franco~ I am responsible only to God and history.
  • Francois Arouet~ In politics I am growing indifferent - I would like it if I could now return to my planting and books at home.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ A witty saying proves nothing.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ Change everything except your loves.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ Doubt is uncomfortable certainty is ridiculous.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ If there were no God it would be necessary to invent him.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ In this country England it is well to kill from time to time an admiral to encourage the others.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship and it is far the best ending for one.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ Le sens commun nest pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ Love truth but pardon error.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ Needless to say since Christs expiation not one single Christian has been known to sin or die.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that of man to error.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ The public is a ferocious beast - one must either chain it up or flee from it.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ There are truths which are not for all men nor for all times.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ To hold a pen is to be at war.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid you must also be well-mannered.
  • Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ When we have lost everything including hope life becomes a disgrace and death a duty.
  • Francois Mauriac~ No love no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some mark on it forever.
  • Francois Rabelais~ So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
  • Francois de La Rochefoucauld~ A true friend is the greatest of all blessings and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
  • Francois de La Rochefoucauld~ Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
  • Francois de La Rochefoucauld~ It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
  • Francois de La Rochefoucauld~ Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
  • Francois de La Rochefoucauld~ The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
  • Frank A. Clark~ Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
  • Frank A. Clark~ Were all generous but with different things like time money talent - criticism.
  • Frank Capra~ I made some mistakes in drama. I thought the drama was when the actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.
  • Frank Deford~ I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
  • Frank Gelett Burgess~ To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
  • Frank Herbert~ Without change something sleeps inside us and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
  • Frank L. Boyden~ I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a poor combination.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright~ An idea is salvation by imagination.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright~ I believe in God only I spell it Nature.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright~ If it keeps up man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright~ The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright~ The thing always happens that you really believe in and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright~ Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
  • Frank McKinney Hubbard~ Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
  • Frank Rizzo~ The streets are safe in Philadelphia its only the people who make them unsafe.
  • Frank Tyger~ The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought of it himself.
  • Frank Vanderlip~ A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.
  • Frank Zappa~ Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
  • Frank Zappa~ Communism doesnt work because people like to own stuff.
  • Frank Zappa~ Rock journalism is people who cant write interviewing people who cant talk for people who cant read.
  • Frank Zappa~ The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt~ In the truest sense freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt~ Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt~ There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
  • Franklin P. Adams~ You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have for instance.
  • Franklin P. Jones~ Love doesnt make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
  • Franklin P. Jones~ One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
  • Franklin P. Jones~ Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
  • Franklin P. Jones~ Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.
  • Franklin P. Jones~ The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize youre not in shape for it its too far to walk back.
  • Franklin P. Jones~ You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have for instance.
  • Franoise Mallet-Joris~ Nature does not loathe virtue it is unaware of its existence.
  • Franoise Sagan~ A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
  • Franz Kafka~ Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
  • Franz Kafka~ Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
  • Franz Werfel~ Religion is the everlasting dialogue between humanity and God. Art is its soliloquy.
  • Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.
  • Fred Allen~ A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
  • Fred Allen~ Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
  • Fred Allen~ I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
  • Fred Allen~ Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
  • Fred Thompson~ After two years in Washington I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
  • Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
  • Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
  • Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
  • Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?
  • Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
  • Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
  • Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.
  • Frederick Buechner~ In his holy flirtation with the world God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs are called saints.
  • Frederick Douglas~ People might not get all they work for in this world but they must certainly work for all they get.
  • Frederick Douglas~ When you have eliminated the impossible that which remains however improbable must be the truth.
  • Frederick Douglas~ Without a struggle there can be no progress.
  • Frederick Langbridge~ Two men look out through the same bars One sees the mud and one the stars.
  • Frederick Sherwood Dunn~ Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice only the willingness to make it when necessary.
  • Frederick Wilcox~ Progress always involves risk you cant steal second base and keep your foot on first base.
  • Fredrich Halm~ Two souls with but a single thought Two hearts that beat as one.
  • Freedom is hammered out on the anvil of discussion, dissent, and debate. -Hubert H. Humphrey
  • Freedom is the right to live as we wish. -Epictetus
  • Freelance gynecologist.
  • Freya's Folk
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups parties nations and epochs it is the rule.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ It is hard enough to remember my opinions without also remembering my reasons for them
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ Out of lifes school of war What does not destroy me makes me stronger.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ The essence of all beautiful art all great art is gratitude.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche~ There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ Family love is messy clinging and of an annoying and repetitive pattern like bad wallpaper.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ He turns all of his injuries into strengths that which does not kill him makes him stronger he is superman.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ Hope is the worst of evils for it prolongs the torments of man.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ If you look long enough into the void the void begins to look back through you.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups parties nations and epochs it is the rule.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ Shared joys make a friend not shared sufferings.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases one of those diseases is man.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence rather a condition of it.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ The miserable have no other medicine But only hope.
  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ There are no eternal facts as there are no absolute truths.
  • Friedrich von Hardenberg Novalis~ We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
  • Friedrich von Schelling~ Since it architecture is music in space as it were a frozen music.
  • Friedrich von Schlegel~ The historian is a prophet in reverse.
  • Friend don't let friends die without Jesus!
  • Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
  • Friends are like stars. You may not always see them but you know they are always there
  • Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
  • Friends don't let friends drive imports.
  • Friends don't let friends eat pork.
  • Friends don't let friends line dance.
  • Friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies.
  • Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  • Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives, and remembering what one receives. -Alexandre Dumas
  • Friendship is Love without his wings! -Byron
  • Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity. -Kahlil Gibran
  • Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. -Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. -Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
  • Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
  • From error to error, one discovers the entire truth. -Freud
  • From the movie, The Boy Who Could Fly Somewhere, deep inside, we can all fly. -Guy Finley
  • Fueled by Satan.
  • Fulton John Sheen~ Life is like a cash register in that every account every thought every deed like every sale is registered and recorded.
  • Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind
  • Fundies are Fundies. No matter if they quote the Lord or the Goddess.
  • Funny is an attitude. -Flip Wilson
  • Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.
  • Furball - a game cats like to play on the floor
  • Fyodor Dostoevsky~ Neither man or nation can exist without a sublime idea.
  • Fyodor Dostoevsky~ The second half of a mans life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
  • G. B. Burgin~ I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have ones doubts.
  • G. C. Lichtenberg~ Before we blame we should first see if we cant excuse.
  • G. C. Lichtenberg~ He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he wont encounter many rivals.
  • G. C. Lichtenberg~ Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
  • G. C. Lichtenberg~ There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
  • G. Campbell Morgan~ The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need to see.
  • G. Gordon Liddy~ Obviously crime pays or thered be no crime.
  • G. K. Chesterton~ A good novel tells us the truth about its hero but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
  • G. K. Chesterton~ I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
  • G. K. Chesterton~ If there were no God there would be no Atheists.
  • G. K. Chesterton~ Journalism largely consists of saying Lord Jones is Dead to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
  • G. K. Chesterton~ Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
  • G. K. Chesterton~ The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
  • G. W. F. Hegel~ Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.
  • G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
  • GODISNOWHERE!
  • GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
  • Gabrid Garcia Marquez~ No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
  • Gail Godwin~ Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
  • Gail Sheehy~ If every day is an awakening you will never grow old. You will just keep growing.
  • Gail~ Some things arrive on their own mysterious hour on their own terms and not yours to be seized or relinquished forever.
  • Gaius Julius Caesar~ He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
  • Gaius Julius Caesar~ Men willingly believe what they wish.
  • Galations Bible~ And let us not be weary in well doing for in due season we shall reap if we faint not.
  • Gale's great glass globe glows green.
  • Galileo Galilei~ I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldnt learn something from him.
  • Galois theorists do it in a field.
  • Gamal Abdel Nasser~ People do not want words-they want the sound of battle ... the battle of destiny.
  • Gamal Abdel Nasser~ Were a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of dollars given in a humiliating way.
  • Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures. -Simon Noble, an Austrian-based internet bookmaker
  • Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich, something for nothing. ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • Gambling undermines the moral fiber of society. ~ Gordon B. Hinkley
  • Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~ Wilson Mizner
  • Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away. - Eric Berne
  • Gaming is the mother of lies and perjuries.
  • Garden Water Features by Lily Pond
  • Garry Shandling~ Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
  • Gay Talese~ The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
  • Geeks aren't interested in politics because government doesn't double its efficiency and speed once every 18 months.
  • Gen. George Pickett~ Up men to your posts Dont forget today that you are from old Virginia.
  • Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf~ Leadership is a combination of strategy and character. If you must be without one be without the strategy.
  • Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf~ You cant help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself.
  • Gen. William Sherman~ If nominated I will not run if elected I will not serve.
  • Gene Fowler~ Men are not against you they are merely for themselves.
  • Gene Fowler~ Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
  • Gene Hackman~ Nothing counts so much as family the rest are just strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp in Wyatt Earp )
  • Gene Roddenberry~ The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.
  • Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet)
  • Genius is entitled to respect only when it promotes the peace and improves the happiness of mankind. -Lord Essex
  • Genius is nothing more than inflamed enthusiasm. -Unknown Author
  • Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. -C W Ceran
  • Genius is the gold in the mine; talent is the miner who works and brings it out. -Lady Blessington
  • Geof Greenleaf~ Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
  • Geoffrey Chaucer~ He was as fresh as is the month of May.
  • Georg Christoph Lichtenberg~ Dont judge a man by his opinions but what his opinions have made of him.
  • Georg Christoph Lichtenberg~ Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
  • Georg Christoph Lichtenberg~ I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies for the world needs such men more than heaven does.
  • Georg Christoph Lichtenberg~ Ones first step in wisdom is to question everything - and ones last is to come to terms with everything.
  • Georg Christoph Lichtenberg~ The sure conviction that we could if we wanted to is the reason so many good minds are idle.
  • Georg Christoph Lichtenberg~ To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.
  • Georg W. Hegel~ Whatever is reasonable is true and whatever is true is reasonable.
  • George Arnold~ The living need charity more than the dead.
  • George Baker~ The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell on earth.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Activity is the only road to knowledge.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ He who can does. He who cannot teaches.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Hell is full of musical amateurs.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ I cant forgive my friends for dying I dont find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ I want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton you may as well make it dance.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Im not a teacher only a fellow-traveller of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead-ahead of myself as well as you.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Its all that the young can do for the old to shock them and keep them up to date.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ The art of government is the organization of idolatry.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ There is only one religion though there are a hundred versions of it.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the responsibility for our future.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ We dont bother much about dress and manners in England because as a nation we dont dress well and weve no manners.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ When a thing is funny search it carefully for a hidden truth.
  • George Bernard Shaw~ Youth which is forgiven everything forgives itself nothing age which forgives itself everything is forgiven nothing.
  • George Burns~ Dont stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
  • George Burns~ Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
  • George Burns~ I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
  • George Burns~ I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
  • George Burns~ I would go out with women my age but there are no women my age.
  • George Burns~ Id rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
  • George Burns~ Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
  • George Burns~ Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
  • George Bush~ I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I dont always agree with them.
  • George C. Marshall~ When a thing is done its done. Dont look back. Look forward to your next objective.
  • George Carlin~ Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past.
  • George Colman~ Praise the bridge that carried you over.
  • George Dorsey~ Play is the beginning of knowledge.
  • George Eliot~ Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.
  • George Eliot~ Be courteous be obliging but dont give yourself over to be melted down for the benefit of the tallow trade.
  • George Eliot~ Blessed is the influence of one true loving human soul on another.
  • George Eliot~ Falsehood is easy truth so difficult.
  • George Eliot~ Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words.
  • George Eliot~ Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
  • George Eliot~ Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
  • George Eliot~ The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a definite outline of our ignorance.
  • George Eliot~ The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
  • George Eliot~ The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
  • George Eliot~ The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
  • George Eliot~ There is no feeling except the extremes of fear and grief that does not find relief in music.
  • George Eliot~ To judge wisely we must know how things appear to the unwise.
  • George F. Gilder~ Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
  • George Foreman~ Generally when theres a lot of smoke...theres just a whole lot more smoke.
  • George Frost Kennan~ One sometimes feels a guest of ones time and not a member of its household.
  • George Frost Kennan~ The accords were fig leaves of democratic procedure to hide the nakedness of Stalinist dictatorship.
  • George Frost Kennan~ The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us be Americans is to let the Russians be Russian.
  • George Gallup~ I could prove God statistically.
  • George Gordon Byron~ Adversity is the first path to truth.
  • George Gordon Byron~ I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune and nothing upon ourselves.
  • George Gordon Byron~ Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they detest at leisure.
  • George Gordon Byron~ Wives in their husbands absences grow subtler And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.
  • George Gordon~ And if I laugh at any mortal thing This that I may not weep.
  • George Herbert Allen~ Man is what he believes.
  • George Herbert~ Every mile is two in winter.
  • George Herbert~ Go not for every grief to the physician nor for every quarrel to the lawyer nor for every thirst to the pot.
  • George Herbert~ Living well is the best revenge.
  • George Herbert~ Love and a cough cannot be hid.
  • George Herbert~ The best mirror is an old friend.
  • George Herbert~ Woe be to him that reads but one book.
  • George Herbert~ You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
  • George Horace Lorimer~ Colleges dont make fools. They only develop them.
  • George Iles~ Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
  • George Jean Nathan~ Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
  • George Jean Nathan~ Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
  • George Jean Nathan~ There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
  • George Levinger~ What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
  • George Linley~ Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream And I seek thee in vain by the meadow and stream.
  • George Lois~ Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act the defeat of habit by orginality overcomes everything.
  • George Mason~ I ask Who are the militia They consist now of the whole people except for a few public officers.
  • George Meredith~ Who rises from a prayer a better man his prayer is answered.
  • George Mikes~ Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
  • George Orwell~ All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
  • George Orwell~ Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in ones mind simultaneously and accepting both of them.
  • George Orwell~ Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
  • George Orwell~ He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.
  • George Pratt Shultz~ Oh you know. I am secretary of state. My trips arent successful. I just talk to people.
  • George Price~ Correct me if Im wrong but hasnt the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer
  • George S. Clason~ Where the determination is the way can be found.
  • George S. Patton~ Dont tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
  • George S. Patton~ Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  • George Saintsbury~ Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
  • George Sand~ There is only one happiness in life to love and to be loved.
  • George Sand~ Work is not mans punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.
  • George Santayana~ A mans feet should be planted in his country but his eyes should survey the world.
  • George Santayana~ America is a young country with an old mentality.
  • George Santayana~ An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.
  • George Santayana~ An ideal cannot wait for its realization to prove its validity.
  • George Santayana~ Before he sets out the traveler must possess fixed interests and facilities to be served by travel.
  • George Santayana~ For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
  • George Santayana~ Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a part of another people are friends in spots.
  • George Santayana~ Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love.
  • George Santayana~ Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
  • George Santayana~ Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.
  • George Santayana~ Sanity is a madness put to good use.
  • George Santayana~ Science is nothing but developed perception interpreted intent common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.
  • George Santayana~ There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
  • George Santayana~ To knock a thing down especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle is a deep delight of the blood.
  • George Sarton~ There are but few saints amongst scientists as among other men but truth itself is a goal comparable with sanctity.
  • George Seaton Bowes~ The heart that is to be filled to the brim with holy joy must be held still.
  • George Sheehan~ The minds first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
  • George Smith Patton Jr.~ Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhiliration of victory.
  • George Smith Patton Jr.~ Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
  • George Smith Patton Jr.~ The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
  • George Smith Patton Jr.~ Watch what people are cynical about and one can often discover what they lack.
  • George Stanley McGovern~ The longer the title the less important the job.
  • George Steiner~ It is not the literal past that rules us save possibly in a biological sense. It is images of the past.
  • George Stephanopolous~ The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
  • George Tooker~ Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.
  • George W. Bush~ We will not tire we will not falter and we will not fail.
  • George W. Bush~ You know whats interesting about Washington Its the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
  • George Wald~ A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.
  • George Wald~ We need to make a world in which fewer children are born and in which we take better care of them.
  • George Washington Allston~ Distinction is the consequence never the object of a great mind.
  • George Washington Carver~ Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
  • George Washington~ Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as to a certain point they may perhaps be necessary.
  • George Washington~ Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
  • George Washington~ Money we know will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
  • George Whitefield~ We are immortal until our work on earth is done.
  • George Will~ Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
  • George Will~ Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
  • George Will~ The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
  • George Will~ This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
  • George-Louis Leclerc de Buffon~ Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
  • Georges Bernanos~ Hell Madame is to love no longer.
  • Georges Bernanos~ The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
  • Georges Braque~ Truth exists only falsehood has to be invented.
  • Georges Duhamel~ Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most beautiful prizes slip through it.
  • Georges Jacques Danton~ I have lived tomorrow I shall sleep in glory.
  • George~ May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
  • Georgia OKeeffe~ If you take a flower in your hand and really look at it its your world for the moment.
  • Gerald Barzan~ Taxation WITH representation aint so hot either.
  • Gerald R. Ford~ A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.
  • Gerald R. Ford~ My fellow Americans our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon as president)
  • Gerald R. Ford~ Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
  • Gerd de Ley~ When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
  • Germain G. Glidden~ The older I grow the more I listen to people who dont talk much.
  • Germaine Greer~ Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is the denial of life.
  • Gerry Spence~ To freely bloom - that is my definition of success.
  • Gertrude Stein~ Considering how dangerous everything is nothing is really very frightening.
  • Gertrude Stein~ F. Scott Fitzgerald is the first of the last generation.
  • Gertrude Stein~ In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is.
  • Gertrude Stein~ Silent gratitude isnt very much use to anyone.
  • Get a Life! (exclamation point is a cross)
  • Get a life? I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!
  • Get a second opinion, read Al-Quran.
  • Get all the catnip you can.
  • Get off my tail or I'll flick boogers on your windsheild!
  • Get out of the blocks, run your race, stay relaxed. If you run your race, you'll win. Channel your energy. Focus. -Carol Lewis
  • Get your ideas on paper and study them. Do not let them go to waste! - Les Brown
  • Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine.
  • Gian Vincenzo Gravina~ A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
  • Gilbert Keith Chesterton~ Dont ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.
  • Gilbert Keith Chesterton~ Every man has his own courage and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons.
  • Gilbert Keith Chesterton~ Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
  • Gilbert Keith Chesterton~ People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make.
  • Gilbert Keith Chesterton~ The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
  • Gilbert Keith Chesterton~ We make our friends we make our enemies but God makes our next door neighbour.
  • Gilda Radner~ I base my fashion taste on what doesnt itch.
  • Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels
  • Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party? Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!
  • Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
  • Girls Kick Ass!
  • Giuseppe Mazzini~ Music is the harmonious voice of creation an echo of the invisible world.
  • Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
  • Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
  • Give me the gift of a listening heart. -King Solomon
  • Give space to time, and time will fill space.
  • Give to us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for. -Peter Marshall
  • Gladys Bronwyn Stern~ Silent gratitude isnt much use to anyone.
  • Glenn Holm~ To find something you can enjoy is far better than finding something you can possess.
  • Gloria Allred~ The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
  • Gloria Anzaldua~ The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
  • Gloria Gaither~ Memories important yesterdays were once todays. Treasure and notice today.
  • Gloria Shayne~ Goodbye cruel world.
  • Gloria Steinem~ Logic is in the eye of the logician.
  • Go as far as you can see, and when you get there you will see farther.
  • Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined. -Horace Mann
  • Go fascinate someone Else.
  • Go for the moon. If you don't get it, you'll still be heading for a star.
  • Go forward confidently, energetically attacking problems, expecting favorable outcomes. -Norman Vincent Peale
  • Go my son, and shut the shutter.
  • Go peddle your peppers elsewhere.
  • Go ugly early; don't wait for closing time.
  • Goals are dreams with deadlines.
  • God Is Just Pretend!
  • God Is my Copilot, but He can't drive either.
  • God Must Love Dumb People, He Made SO Many Of Them
  • God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
  • God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
  • God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
  • God doesn't call people who are qualified. He calls people who are willing, and then He qualifies them.
  • God doesn't look at how much we do, but with how much love we do it. -Mother Teresa
  • God had promised salvation to your repentance, but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.
  • God has a thousand ways, Where I can see not one; When all my means have reached their end, Then His have just begun.
  • God helps them that help themselves. -Benjamin Franklin
  • God is Coming AND IS SHE EVER PISSED!
  • God is a verb. -Buckminster Fuller
  • God is alive and well,and working on a less ambitious project!
  • God is my favorite fictional character.
  • God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him.
  • God is too kind to do anything cruel; too wise to make a mistake; too deep to explain Himself.
  • God isn't dead, I just talked to Him this morning.
  • God knows all the answers - and She's not telling!
  • God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way.
  • God loves you just the way you are. But He loves you too much to leave you that way.
  • God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there.
  • God loves you! And I'm really trying.
  • God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger. - Fernand Mery
  • God please grant me chastity, but not just yet
  • God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day.
  • God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
  • God said Let there be cats.
  • God save us from religies fanatics.
  • God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts!
  • God was my co-pilot but we crashed into a mountian and I ate Him
  • God was my co-pilot. But we crashed in the Andes, and I had to eat him.
  • God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  • God, Protect Me From Your Followers.
  • God, give me courage to do what I can,humility to admit what I can't, and wisdom to know the difference.
  • Goddess in training!
  • Goddess on board!
  • Godfather The~ Fabrizio In Sicily women are more dangerous than shotguns.
  • Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
  • Going, going, gone.
  • Golda Meir~ Arab sovereignty in Jerusalem just cannot be. This city will not be divided-not half and half not - not - nothing.
  • Golda Meir~ Dont be so humble - you are not that great.
  • Golda Meir~ To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you dont be.
  • Goldie Nash~ Blood may be thicker than water but love is thicker than anything.
  • Golfer: That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old. Caddy: It's a long time since we started, sir.
  • Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, sir.
  • Golo Mann~ Man is always more than he can know of himself consequently his accomplishments time and again will come as a surprise to him.
  • Good blood, bad blood.
  • Good cowgirls keep their calves together.
  • Good enough never is. -Debbi Field
  • Good friends are good for your health. -Irwin Sarason
  • Good hands (sports cliche).
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Good instincts usually tell you what to do before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke
  • Good instincts usually tell you what to do before your head has figured it out. -Michael Burke
  • Good is not good where better is expected. -Thomas Fuller
  • Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas
  • Good luck needs no explanation. -Shirley Temple Black
  • Good luck waits to come to that man who accepts opportunity.
  • Good manners are like traffic rules for society. -Michael Levine
  • Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday. . . the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
  • Good old (ole) boy.
  • Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. -William Saroyan
  • Good taste is boundless, while bad taste knows no bounds.
  • Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the wind the stronger the trees. -Williard Marriott
  • Gordon R. Dickson~ Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
  • Gordon William Allport~ So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
  • Gore Vidal~ Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so.
  • Gore Vidal~ Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
  • Gore Vidal~ It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
  • Gore Vidal~ There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
  • Gossiper's Hymn -- "Pass it On"
  • Got Linux?
  • Got hosed (cheated).
  • Got one foot in the grave.
  • Gotthold Ephraim Lessing~ A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.
  • Grace Hansen~ Dont be afraid your life will end be afraid that it will never begin.
  • Grace Spear~ The more we give of anything the more we shall get back.
  • Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance.
  • Gracie Allen~ When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half.
  • Graffito~ I shot an arrow into the air and it stuck.
  • Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" ... The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail of each."
  • Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore? I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.
  • Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
  • Granni Nazzano~ My only hobby is laziness which naturally rules out all others.
  • Grant Frazier~ Life is full of obstacle illusions.
  • Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
  • Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
  • Gray skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
  • Gray skies are just clouds passing over. -Duke Ellington
  • Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks. -Sioux Indian Prayer
  • Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. - Don Stanford
  • Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness. -Napoleon Hill
  • Great beginnings are not as important as the way one finishes. -Dr. James Dobson
  • Great gray goats
  • Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
  • Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  • Great lives are the culmination of great thoughts followed by great actions. -Peter Sinclair
  • Great minds ... discuss ideas. Average minds ... discuss events. Small minds ... discuss people.
  • Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. -Washington Irving
  • Great necessities call out great virtues. -Abigail Adams
  • Great people talk about ideas. Small people talk about others. -Unknown Author
  • Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein
  • Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
  • Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance. -Samuel Johnson
  • Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
  • Green glass globes glow greenly.
  • Greenday~ Something unpredictable but in the end its right I hope you have the time of your life.
  • Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end. -George Bush
  • Grinning like a cheshire cat - Displaying a silly grin
  • Griping about My cigarette smoking can be hazardous to YOUR health!
  • Groucho Marx~ Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
  • Groucho Marx~ Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
  • Groucho Marx~ From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
  • Groucho Marx~ It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
  • Groucho Marx~ Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
  • Groucho Marx~ My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
  • Groucho Marx~ Women should be obscene and not heard.
  • Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
  • Guessing has never been widely acclaimed as a good gambling strategy. - Dr. G
  • Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control.
  • Guns didn't make America unsafe, Courts and Congress did!
  • Gustave Flaubert~ Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
  • Guy Finley~ Spend everyday casual but industrious Every moment alert but relaxed.
  • Guys have feelings too? Who cares...
  • H Hahn Blavatsky~ After a body has a mind of its own.
  • H Hahn Blavatsky~ Meditation has been defined as the cessation of active eternal thought.
  • H Hahn Blavatsky~ There is no religion higher than the truth.
  • H Hahn Blavatsky~ When he has ceased to hear the many he may discern the One - the inner sound which kills the outer.
  • H. A. Overstreet~ To hate and to fear is to be psychologically ill ... it is in fact the consuming illness of our time.
  • H. G. Mendelson~ Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor has a hundred faces tragedy only a few.
  • H. G. Wells~ Adapt or perish now as ever is natures inexorable imperative.
  • H. G. Wells~ After people have repeated a phrase a great number of times they begin to realize it has meaning and may even be true.
  • H. G. Wells~ Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
  • H. G. Wells~ Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
  • H. G. Wells~ We were making the future he said and hardly any of us troubled to think what future we were making. And here it is.
  • H. Jackson Brown Jr.~ Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity They think of you.
  • H. Jackson Browne~ In the confrontation between the stream and the rock the stream always wins - not through strength but by perseverance.
  • H. Jackson Browne~ Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.
  • H. L. Hunt~ Decide what you want decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
  • H. Mumford Jones~ Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
  • H. Ross Perot~ Eagles dont flock - you have to find them one at a time.
  • H. Ross Perot~ If you see a snake just kill it. Dont appoint a committee on snakes.
  • H.L. Mencken~ A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesnt know.
  • H.L. Mencken~ All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
  • H.L. Mencken~ Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
  • H.L. Mencken~ For every human problem there is a neat simple solution and it is always wrong
  • H.L. Mencken~ Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
  • H.L. Mencken~ I believe that all government is evil and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
  • H.L. Mencken~ It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
  • H.L. Mencken~ JUDGE n A law student who marks his own papers.
  • H.L. Mencken~ Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  • H.L. Mencken~ Never let your inferiors do you a favor - it will be extremely costly.
  • H.L. Mencken~ Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
  • H.L. Mencken~ Say what you will about the Ten Commandments you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
  • H.L. Mencken~ The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
  • H.L. Mencken~ To die for an idea it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true
  • H.L. Mencken~ Unquestionably there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
  • H.R. Haldeman~ We are getting into semantics again. If we use words there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.
  • H.R. Haldeman~ You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.
  • HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
  • HELL: It's not the Heat, it's the Humidity
  • Ha, ha, that was a thigh slapper!
  • Habit is a cable; we spin a thread of it every day and at last we can not break it.
  • Habit never goes Because if you remove H Abit remains, If you remove A Bit remains, If you remove B It still remains
  • Haddon W. Robinson~ What worries you masters you.
  • Hair Disorders by Dan Druff
  • Hair today - gone tomarrow.
  • Hal Borland~ I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
  • Half a man's wisdom goes with his courage. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
  • Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence. (Bonar Thompson)
  • Hamming's Motto: The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers. - Hamming
  • Hammurabi~ If a man destroys the eye of another man they shall destroy his eye.
  • Han Suyin~ Truth like surgery may hurt but it cures.
  • Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs. -Pearl Strachan Hurd
  • Handle yourself using your brain but handle others with your heart.
  • Handy Guide to Modern Science: If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
  • Hank Aaron~ It took me seventeen years to get hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
  • Hannah Arendt~ Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal.
  • Hannah Arendt~ Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
  • Hannah Arendt~ The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
  • Hannah Green~ Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
  • Hans Reichenbach~ If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such the path of error is the path of truth.
  • Happiness comes when we test our skills towards some meaningful purpose. -John Stosssel
  • Happiness depends upon ourselves.
  • Happiness depends, as Nature shows, Less on exterior things than most suppose.
  • Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. -Gretta Brooker Palmer
  • Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
  • Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted. -Deepak Chopra
  • Happiness is a path, not a destination.
  • Happiness is a state of activity.
  • Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
  • Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but no one feels the warmth as you do. (J.Tilse)
  • Happiness is more a state of health than of wealth. -Frank Tyger
  • Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
  • Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product. -Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Happiness is not a reward - it is consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result. -Robert Green Ingersoll
  • Happiness is not by chance, but by choice. -Jim Rohn
  • Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. -Franklin Roosevelt
  • Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory. -Zig Ziglar
  • Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. -Albert Schweitzer
  • Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
  • Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.
  • Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
  • Happy Gilmore~ Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why cant you go home Arent you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.
  • Happy Gilmore~ Happy The price is wrong bitch.
  • Happy Gilmore~ Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
  • Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest curfew.
  • Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results.
  • Happy smoke (marijauna).
  • Hard work brings prosperity; playing around brings poverty. -Bible
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!
  • Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. -Nadia Comaneci
  • Hard work never hurt anybody, but then I figured why take the risk.
  • Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
  • Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy. -Robert Half
  • Hard writing makes easy reading. Easy writing makes hard reading. -William Zinsser
  • Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
  • Harold B. Lee~ The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the wall of our own homes.
  • Harold Bloom~ Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
  • Harold Bloom~ We read frequently if unknowingly in quest of a mind more original than our own.
  • Harold MacMillan~ I have never found in a long experience of politics that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
  • Harold S. Geneen~ We must not be hampered by yesterdays myths in concentrating on todays needs.
  • Harriet Beecher Stowe~ The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
  • Harriet Martineau~ Readers are plentiful thinkers are rare.
  • Harriet~ The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
  • Harrison Ford~ If youre going to define me properly you must think in terms of my failures as well as my successes.
  • Harrison Ford~ We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
  • Harry Firestone~ You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.
  • Harry Homes~ Ignorance is the mother of fear.
  • Harry S Truman~ Carry the battle to them. Dont let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And dont ever apologize for anything.
  • Harry S Truman~ I never did give them hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
  • Harry S Truman~ Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job its a depression when you lose yours.
  • Harry S Truman~ Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
  • Harry Vaughan~ If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
  • Hary Latham Doherty~ Generally we study too much and think too little.
  • Has the cat got your tongue?
  • Hasidic Saying~ Be the master of your will and the slave of your conscience.
  • Hasidic Saying~ Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him and then choose that way with all his strength.
  • Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
  • Haste in every business brings failure. -Herodotus
  • Hasten slowly and ye shall soon arrive. - Milarepa
  • Hatred is NOT a Family Value.
  • Have a nice day... somewhere else.
  • Have fun in bed with someone you love. Use your car for better things.
  • Have you ever noticed that at trade shows Microsoft is always the one giving away stress balls?
  • Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
  • Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
  • Have you heard about the slippery eel? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it! sna
  • Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
  • Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he
  • Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
  • Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.
  • Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
  • Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
  • Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.
  • Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
  • Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!
  • Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
  • Havelock Ellis~ The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
  • Having Abandoned My Search For Truth I Am Now Looking For A Good Fantasy
  • Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
  • Having kittens/had kittens/has kittens - A state of rage, similar expression to having a fit, going ballistic, losing your temper
  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
  • Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it.
  • Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.
  • Haywood Hale Broun~ Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
  • He conquers who endures. -Persius
  • He disappeared, like the cat in that Russian story.- Chekov
  • He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -Mark Twain
  • He has conferred on the practice of vacillation the aura of statesmanship. - Kenneth Baker
  • He has half the deed done who has made a beginning. -Flaccus
  • He has not learned the first lesson is life who does not every day surmount a fear.
  • He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. -Abraham Lincoln
  • He heats the knives so his family won't use too much butter.
  • He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has. -Henry Ward Beecher
  • He profits most who serves best. -Arthur F. Sheldon. - Arthur F. Sheldon
  • He that can have patience can have what he will. -Benjamin Franklin
  • He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. -Benjamin Franklin
  • He threw three free throws.
  • He told his children Santa Claus is too old to get around any more.
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever. -Tom Connelly
  • He who asks of life nothing but the improvement of his own nature - is less liable than anyone else to miss and waste life.
  • He who awaits much can expect little. -Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. (J.R.R. Tolkien)
  • He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
  • He who has a strong enough why can bear almost any how. -Fredrich Nietzsche
  • He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well is not as apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and hollers.
  • He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, while he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. -Ali bin Abi Talib
  • He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
  • He who hesitates IS LUNCH!
  • He who hesitates is last.
  • He who hesitates pisses off everyone behind him.
  • He who is not grateful for the good things he has would not be happy with what he wishes he had.
  • He who is plenteously provided for from within needs but little from without. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
  • He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. -Lao-Tze
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest!
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • He who laughs last, laughs loudest (or, he who laughs last, last laughs).
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest!
  • He who pays the piper calls the tune.
  • He who receives a good turn should never forget it; he who does one should never remember it.
  • He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed.
  • He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.
  • He who slings mud looses ground.
  • He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. -St. Basil, Greek religious leader
  • He'd steal a dead fly from a blind spider.
  • He'll cry over your wounds so he can get salt in them.
  • He's like school in the summer ...No class.
  • He/She must have learned to whisper in a sawmill!
  • He/she has one oar out of the water.
  • He/she wasn't worth it anyway.
  • Head sucks - really it does!
  • Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends.
  • Heart in champions has to do with the depth of your motivation and how well your mind and body react to pressure. -Bill Russell
  • Heaven is at your mother's feet. (Muslim bumper sticker)
  • Hebrews Bible~ Be not forgetful to entertain strangers for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
  • Hector Berlioz~ Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
  • Hector Hugh Munro~ A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
  • Height gives the cat a better observation point, allowing it to survey its territory and become aware of any activities.
  • Heinrich Heine~ Human misery is too great for men to do without faith.
  • Heinrich Heine~ Since the Exodus freedom has always spoken with a Hebrew accent.
  • Heinrich Heine~ The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.
  • Helen Rowland~ A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
  • Helen Rowland~ One mans folly is another mans wife.
  • Helen Rowland~ The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didnt commit when he had the opportunity.
  • Hell has no exits. Heaven needs none.
  • Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
  • Hell is like Florida: It's not the heat, it's the humidity
  • Hellcat - A bad-tempered woman
  • Hellen Keller~ Although the world is full of suffering it is full also of the overcoming of it.
  • Hellen Keller~ It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while.
  • Hellen Keller~ People do not like to think. If one thinks one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
  • Hellen Keller~ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
  • Hellen Keller~ The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
  • Hellen Keller~ The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but has no vision.
  • Hellen Keller~ When we do the best that we can we never know what miracle is wrought in our life or in the life of another.
  • Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
  • Helmuth von Moltke~ First weigh the considerations then take the risks.
  • Help wanted: Telepath ... you know where to apply.
  • Help yourself, and Heaven will help you. -Jean De La Fontaine
  • Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
  • Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
  • Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
  • Hemp Hemp Hooray
  • Henny Youngman~ If youre going to do something tonight that youll be sorry for tomorrow morning....sleep late.
  • Henny Youngman~ My wife is a light eater ... as soon as its light she starts to eat.
  • Henri Bergson~ The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
  • Henri Bergson~ Think like a man of action act like a man of thought.
  • Henri De Montherlant~ We like someone because. We love someone although.
  • Henri Frdric Amiel~ All appears to change when we change.
  • Henri Frdric Amiel~ Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
  • Henri Frdric Amiel~ Doubt of the reality of love ends by making us doubt everything.
  • Henri Frdric Amiel~ Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you.
  • Henri Frdric Amiel~ You desire to know the art of living my friend It is contained in one phrase make use of suffering.
  • Henri Matisse~ Derive happiness in oneself from a good days work from illuminating the fog that surrounds us.
  • Henri Matisse~ What I dream of is an art of balance.
  • Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec~ Life being what it is one dreams of revenge.
  • Henrik Ibsen~ A community is like a ship everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.
  • Henrik Ibsen~ One should never put on ones best trousers to go out to battle for freedom and truth.
  • Henrik Ibsen~ The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
  • Henrik Ibsen~ What ought a man to be Well my short answer is himself.
  • Henry Adams~ Accident counts for much in companionship as in marriage.
  • Henry Adams~ Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
  • Henry Adams~ Politics as a practice whatever its professions has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.
  • Henry Bromel~ Its important to begin a search on a full stomach.
  • Henry C. Link~ While one person hesitates because he feels inferior the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
  • Henry Christopher Bailey~ Faith is a higher faculty than reason.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ A grain of gold will gild a great surface but not so much as a grain of wisdom. - from Live Without Principle
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Do not hire a man who does your work for money but him who does it for love of it.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Every generation laughs at the old fashions but follows religiously the new.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends that we may go and meet their ideal cousins.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the good and the braver every in a majority
  • Henry David Thoreau~ I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ If you would convince a man that he does wrong do right. Men will believe what they see.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ It is not enough to be busy the question is what are we busy about
  • Henry David Thoreau~ It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ It takes two to speak truth - One to speak and another to hear.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Not that the story need be long but it will take a long while to make it short.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth
  • Henry David Thoreau~ That government is best which governs least. - from Civil Disobedience
  • Henry David Thoreau~ The language of friendship is not words but meanings. It is an intelligence about language.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ To a philosopher all news as it is called is gossip an they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
  • Henry David Thoreau~ We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
  • Henry Drummond~ Instead of pointing a finger we should hold out our hand.
  • Henry Drummond~ To get to heaven we must take it with us.
  • Henry Drummond~ Wherever we are it is our friends that make our world.
  • Henry Elliot~ If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
  • Henry Fielding~ Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
  • Henry Ford~ An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
  • Henry Ford~ Asking Who ought to be the boss is like asking Who ought to be the tennor in the quartet Obviously the man who can sing tenor.
  • Henry Ford~ History is more or less bunk.
  • Henry Ford~ It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
  • Henry Ford~ Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
  • Henry Ford~ People can have the Model T in any colour - so long as its black.
  • Henry Ford~ There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.
  • Henry Ford~ Whether you think that you can or that you cant you are usually right.
  • Henry Ford~ Whether you think you can or whether you think you cant youre right.
  • Henry George~ He who sees the truth let him proclaim it without asking who is for it or who is against it.
  • Henry Graham Greene~ Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.
  • Henry H. Haskins~ He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all.
  • Henry Havelock Ellis~ Dreams are real while they last. Can we say more of life
  • Henry Havelock Ellis~ Every man of genius sees the world at a different angle from his fellows and there is his tragedy.
  • Henry Havelock Ellis~ Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.
  • Henry J. Tillman~ If youre not part of the solution youre part of the precipitate.
  • Henry James~ Its time to start living the life youve imagined.
  • Henry James~ Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
  • Henry Kaiser~ Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
  • Henry Kissinger~ Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
  • Henry Kissinger~ Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
  • Henry Kissinger~ Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
  • Henry Kissinger~ The conventional army loses if it does not win. The guerrilla wins if he does not lose.
  • Henry Kissinger~ The great tragedies of history occur not when right confronts wrong but when two rights confront each other.
  • Henry Kissinger~ The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ ...the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ For men become civilized not in proportion to their willingness to believe but in their readiness to doubt.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ Love is like war easy to begin but very hard to stop.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ Time is the great legalizer even in the field of morals.
  • Henry Louis Mencken~ We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.
  • Henry Martyn Robert~ Where there is no law but every man does what is right in his own eyes there is the least of real liberty.
  • Henry Miller~ All growth is a leap in the dark a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.
  • Henry Miller~ If there is to be any peace it will come through being not having.
  • Henry Miller~ Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
  • Henry Moore~ To know one thing you must know the opposite.
  • Henry P. Fairchild~ No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
  • Henry Peter Brougham~ Education makes people easy to lead but difficult to drive easy to govern but impossible to enslave.
  • Henry Spencer~ Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
  • Henry Van Dyke~ Use what talent you possess the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.
  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~ Give what you have. To someone it may be better than you dare to think.
  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~ It is an illusion that youth is happy an illusion of those who have lost it.
  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~ It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~ To which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fountain.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ A reputation for good judgment for fair dealing for truth and for rectitude is itself a fortune.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Greatness lies not in being strong but in the right use of strength.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ If a man cannot be a Christian in the place he is he cannot be a Christian anywhere.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Repentance is another name for aspiration.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is Gods.
  • Henry Ward Beecher~ What the heart has once owned and had it shall never lose.
  • Henry de Bracton~ An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
  • Heraclitus~ A mans character is his fate.
  • Heraclitus~ All if flux nothing stays still.
  • Heraclitus~ Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.
  • Heraclitus~ Nature is wont to hide herself.
  • Herb Caen~ The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
  • Herb Caen~ The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
  • Herbert Clark Hoover~ Im the only person of distinction whos ever had a depression named for him.
  • Herbert Gardner~ Once you get people laughing theyre listening and you can tell them almost anything.
  • Herbert Henry Asquith~ Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
  • Herbert Hoover~ Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.
  • Herbert Marshall McLuhan~ Money is a poor mans credit card.
  • Herbert Marshall McLuhan~ There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
  • Herbert Rappaport~ I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers someone is taking the time to plant some.
  • Herbert Spencer~ Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
  • Herbert Spencer~ Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings and not by the intellect.
  • Herbert Spencer~ The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.
  • Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
  • Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree, but if we do I'll still love you.
  • Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
  • Herman Melville~ A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
  • Herman Melville~ It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
  • Hermann Broch~ I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
  • Hermann Hesse~ All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
  • Hermann Hesse~ If I know what love is it is because of you.
  • Hermann Hesse~ Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them.
  • Hermann Hesse~ People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
  • Hermann Hesse~ When dealing with the insane the best method is to pretend to be sane.
  • Hermann Hesse~ Without words without writing and without books there would be no history there could be no concept of humanity.
  • Herodotus~ How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
  • Herodotus~ In soft regions are born soft men.
  • Herodotus~ It is better to be envied than pitied.
  • Herodotus~ This is the bitterest pain among men to have much knowledge but no power.
  • Heroes and winners aren't the same thing.
  • Hesiod~ Even though its hard its easy.
  • Hesiod~ He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe and evil counsel on the counselor recoils.
  • Hesiod~ It is best to do things systematically since we are only human and disorder is our worst enemy.
  • Hesiod~ Observe due measure for right timing is in all things the most important factor.
  • Hesiod~ We know how to speak many falsehoods that resemble real things but we know when we will how to speak true things.
  • Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all Together we stand, divided we fall. -Pink Floyd
  • Heywood Brown~ He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door.
  • Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
  • High as the hair on a cats back - Very expensive
  • Hilaire Belloc~ The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
  • Hippocrates~ Idleness and lack of occupation tend - nay are dragged - towards evil.
  • Hippocrates~ Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
  • Hippocrates~ Walking is mans best medicine.
  • Hiroshima..45........Tjernobil..86........Windows..95....
  • His motto is 'A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH', but expects yours to have gold in it.
  • History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors.
  • History knows no resting places and no plateaus.

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